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David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« on: April 09, 2019, 10:27:37 PM »
Thought I should start a new thread over here to avoid the ‘joke’ thread being bumped.

The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I’ve ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there’s not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

I hope everyone in the world watches this and stops buying so much shit.

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2019, 10:30:50 PM »
Thanks for the tip, will give this a swerve so I can carry on spraying lynx Africa into unsuspecting chaffinches guiltlessly

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2019, 11:59:43 PM »
Thought I should start a new thread over here to avoid the ‘joke’ thread being bumped.

The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I’ve ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there’s not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

I hope everyone in the world watches this and stops buying so much shit.

No thanks.

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2019, 09:56:02 AM »
What’s the matter? Displaced walruses dying not good enough for you eh? What would it take? An alpaca in a burrow but the roof falls in and chokes it? A mole in a sea cave being hemmed in by a squid? Chaffinch in a sack? Come on, name your price. What level of animal misfortune will entice you enough to make you stop buying trainers?

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2019, 12:00:46 PM »
The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I’ve ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there’s not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

Quite excited to see what this makes them evolve into though!  Hopefully I will be around in a couple of million years to find out!

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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2019, 12:02:46 PM »
Walruses with all plungers on their fins, slurping up the cliff like that *slurp slurp slurp*

I actually can’t wait

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2019, 12:03:57 PM »
I've never liked bleak wildlife footage. What I find, is that if you switch it off, it usually just stops and everything is okay again. Look out your front window; see, everything is fine.

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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2019, 12:04:41 PM »
I've never liked bleak wildlife footage. What I find, is that if you switch it off, it usually just stops and everything is okay again. Look out your front window; see, everything is fine.

True but if you look closely you’ll see all the beaks have fallen off  :(

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2019, 12:18:40 PM »
The trailer had some sort of mumford son doing the soundtrack, which when you think about it is worse than an infinity of endangered animals rolling off a cliff to their death

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2019, 09:38:42 PM »
Haven't watched it but I bet the music is shit
Do save the planet though please

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Re: David Attleborough’s Are Planet
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2019, 02:08:50 PM »
The bucket-shitting glamour of the nature shoot. I’m imagine Ser David has crapped in some outstanding locations in his time.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/apr/11/i-got-bitten-by-sharks-every-night-our-planet-most-terrifying-moments-david-attenborough-netflix