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David Attleborough’s Are Planet

Started by Twit 2, April 09, 2019, 10:27:37 PM

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Twit 2

Thought I should start a new thread over here to avoid the 'joke' thread being bumped.

The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I've ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there's not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

I hope everyone in the world watches this and stops buying so much shit.

PlanktonSideburns

Thanks for the tip, will give this a swerve so I can carry on spraying lynx Africa into unsuspecting chaffinches guiltlessly

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Twit 2 on April 09, 2019, 10:27:37 PM
Thought I should start a new thread over here to avoid the 'joke' thread being bumped.

The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I've ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there's not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

I hope everyone in the world watches this and stops buying so much shit.

No thanks.

Twit 2

What's the matter? Displaced walruses dying not good enough for you eh? What would it take? An alpaca in a burrow but the roof falls in and chokes it? A mole in a sea cave being hemmed in by a squid? Chaffinch in a sack? Come on, name your price. What level of animal misfortune will entice you enough to make you stop buying trainers?

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Quote from: Twit 2 on April 09, 2019, 10:27:37 PM
The second episode contains some of the bleakest wildlife footage I've ever seen: walruses climbing cliffs because there's not enough sea ice and then tumbling down to their deaths BECAUSE WALRUSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UP CLIFFS.

Quite excited to see what this makes them evolve into though!  Hopefully I will be around in a couple of million years to find out!

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Walruses with all plungers on their fins, slurping up the cliff like that *slurp slurp slurp*

I actually can't wait

Emma Raducanu

I've never liked bleak wildlife footage. What I find, is that if you switch it off, it usually just stops and everything is okay again. Look out your front window; see, everything is fine.

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Quote from: DolphinFace on April 10, 2019, 12:03:57 PM
I've never liked bleak wildlife footage. What I find, is that if you switch it off, it usually just stops and everything is okay again. Look out your front window; see, everything is fine.

True but if you look closely you'll see all the beaks have fallen off  :(

PlanktonSideburns

The trailer had some sort of mumford son doing the soundtrack, which when you think about it is worse than an infinity of endangered animals rolling off a cliff to their death

VelourSpirit

Haven't watched it but I bet the music is shit
Do save the planet though please

Twit 2