Every film should contain the following

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1 x Dustin Hoffman
1 x Peter Cook
2 x Title sequence
1 x Surprisingly long scene in a single take
1 x Lake
1 x Music score
1 x Laurel and Hardy
1 x Creature special effects
1 x Animated bit

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I'm trying to make a film featuring only one Dustin Hoffman and about six of them keep turning up.  It's frustrating.

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On the subject of Peter Sellers haunted by the initials B.E., would you choose Britt Ekland or Blake Edwards? 

[Glebe]

12 x dracalas
15 x franconstiens
1 x john challises (Or No Offer)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

The camera passing fleetingly over a clearly aged Three Stooges dressed as firemen.

[Huxleys Babkins]

17 x Lightsabers (assorted colours)
2 x Basic Instincts
1 x rolling New Zealand countryside or CGI equivalent
1 x bit where they run through the houses of parliament
2 x fat British bobbies giving chase and shouting "Oi!"
1 x Wolverine, but his claws come out of the end of his willy, not his knuckles

[Sebastian Cobb]

No point making any new films now Harry Dean Stanton is dead.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No point making any new films now Harry Dean Stanton is dead.

Get June Brown The Actress to play his parts instead? Quite the strong resemblance, there.

[Norton Canes]

Piss break

[Alberon]

Four montages.

No more, no less.