Author Topic: Meades on done a Brexit  (Read 1294 times)


Mr_Simnock

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 10:47:44 PM »
So 10 years after brexit their will be chaos, rampant racism etc etc etc, that's quite an original outlook, who new meades had it in him for a refreshing outlook, no one else could come up with that.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2019, 11:19:24 PM »
Ohh, it's the sound of the establishment tickling each other and running away, dissing each other in Latin, leaving missives in each other's pigeonholes in intractable French argot. Can we get someone really smug and middleclass like Adam Curtis to join in and claim he's not posh and has actually identified as a Bristolian rapper for a good 10 years now? Maybe we can dig up AA Gill and get him to say nice things about multiculturalism from his home in the vibrant multicultural hub of Parsons Green, again.

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2019, 11:24:12 PM »
Jonathan Meades ate my balls!

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2019, 11:28:55 PM »
Jonathan Meades ate my balls!

Wrong. He would have slavishly gormandized one's mannish pudenda.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2019, 11:43:51 PM »
Wrong. He would have slavishly gormandized one's mannish pudenda.

Followed by arse gag told with Brummy accent.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2019, 01:21:23 AM »
I’m so glad this article is annoying people. Love Meades, the thinking man’s Will Self.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2019, 05:59:31 AM »
Far too drunk to actually read any of this bollocks but I expect it's largely sound. AMIRIGHT

thenoise

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2019, 06:36:18 AM »
It's a very wordy way of saying not very much.

Twit 2

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2019, 08:32:46 AM »
It’s a piece of humour that will make po-faced gammons have a shit fit.

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2019, 09:12:56 AM »
Love his 'World of Norm' series.

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2019, 09:35:33 AM »
It’s a piece of humour that will make po-faced gammons have a shit fit.


Somebody somewhere in posh media land is doubting that brexit will have a successful outcome. Why I oughta...
Shakes gammon flavoured fist at liberals.

This is happening up and down the country as building sites draw to a halt for morning break, and out come the copies of the Guardian for the lads to get their teeth into.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2019, 09:37:45 AM »
QED

Cuellar

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2019, 09:40:08 AM »
aahhhh he's ragin

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2019, 09:41:56 AM »
Yeh but I’ve calmed down now.

What’s that? Breaks over already?

But I was just about to read what Polly Toynbee reckons about all the racisms.

Cuellar

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2019, 09:42:21 AM »
ahhhh

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2019, 09:45:06 AM »
So 10 years after brexit their will be chaos, rampant racism etc etc etc, that's quite an original outlook, who new meades had it in him for a refreshing outlook, no one else could come up with that.
You appear to have reacted seriously to a humorous piece of writing. Bless. Who new ?

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2019, 09:49:31 AM »
It may be a humorous piece but it’ll make the gammonz SHIT BRICKS!!!

Cuellar

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2019, 09:52:46 AM »
he's ragin

Twit 2

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2019, 09:53:49 AM »
It may be a humorous piece but it’ll make the gammonz SHIT BRICKS!!!

I know you’re not a ‘gammon’ but I’d say it’s exercised you somewhat. And take a look at the BTL comments for that piece, plenty of people jumping up and down, the same set who get outraged at Stewart Lee’s similarly-worded windups.

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2019, 10:03:28 AM »
I’ve not even read it. I was just amused by the idea of ‘gammons’ up and down the country being turned into, I dunno, tomatoes? because of a fairly obscure piece in a supposedly left wing broadsheet.
The Guardian is shit, basically, and like all print media it vastly overestimates its influence.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2019, 10:16:10 AM »
Yes, the Guardian is utter shit, but it has the occasional interesting writer. As I said, the Meades piece most closely resembles the ones that Lee writes, and it seems to have caused the same reaction. Of course, not ‘up and down the land’ but among the sort of centrists/right wingers who seem to make up most of the Graun’s online readership.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2019, 10:23:42 AM »
I used to love the man, but the brutalism film soured me on him considerably.

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2019, 02:08:27 PM »
It’s a piece of humour

Unfortunately not the kind that actually provokes laughter and/or merriment.

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2019, 02:14:10 PM »

Somebody somewhere in posh media land is doubting that brexit will have a successful outcome. Why I oughta...
Shakes gammon flavoured fist at liberals.

This is happening up and down the country as building sites draw to a halt for morning break, and out come the copies of the Guardian for the lads to get their teeth into.

Those stupid old builders probably can't even read. God I hate the working class, don't you?

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2019, 02:19:41 PM »
Not ‘hate’ so much as doubt they all read the Guardian. Subtle difference, admittedly.

Mr_Simnock

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2019, 02:23:00 PM »
You appear to have reacted seriously to a humorous piece of writing. Bless. Who new ?

oh no, I've been told I have the wrong opinion on the matter, how will I live this down

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2019, 06:56:09 PM »
So a bit like Lee and David Mitchell, Meades is better served presenting TV pieces, rather than writing columns!

Cuellar

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Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2019, 10:04:18 PM »
ahr (aah he's ragin)

Re: Meades on done a Brexit
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2019, 11:34:05 PM »
I used to love the man, but the brutalism film soured me on him considerably.

I loved that documentary on brutalism. If you were a fan of his surely it wouldn't have had such an impact to turn you against him. What was it that you disliked so much?