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Twed

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Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« on: April 11, 2019, 12:29:37 PM »
i.e. "I thought the lyrics were <x>, can you even identify the popular song from that?"

I'll go. "Step aside and make a wave of frozen water gold."

Twed

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2019, 12:53:06 PM »
And a second:

"Watch out for The Skimneys."

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 04:14:00 PM »
And a second:

"Watch out for The Skimneys."

...People say we Skimney around
But we're too busy minging
To suck anybodys clowne

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2019, 04:17:34 PM »
Chips for Tea, Chips for Tea, the kind you only see in magazines

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2019, 04:38:16 PM »
If ewe wont haunt to pluck me, rabies, puck doff*

(* the "puck doff" movement is utilised in really polite games of ice hockey.)

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 03:25:20 PM »
Superstar see you later, be careful with that mashed potata

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 03:31:46 PM »
Comedy Jamaica, oh. Comedy Jamaica.

stolen from Goldentony on here years ago, sorry fella, but it's great

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 11:09:24 AM »
And a second:

"Watch out for The Skimneys."

The Stranglers "Skin Deep"?

xxxx xxx x xxx

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 11:10:04 AM »
Chips for Tea, Chips for Tea, the kind you only see in magazines

"Tips For Teens" Sparks?

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 11:21:10 AM »

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 11:34:12 AM »
"WE KNOW - WOH - OH"

Hint: Vital part of the verse that really changes the sentiment of the song.

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 11:49:56 AM »
"Beneath The Knees - I'm so in love with yooooooooou..."

or

"Barry Levinson. Nghhh!... Barry Levinson. Nghhh!..."

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2019, 03:23:10 PM »
"I have to confess some mothers have 'em like that"

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2019, 11:05:11 AM »
All i needed was to love you gay.

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2019, 11:07:34 AM »
All i needed was to love you gay.

" Only You " ( originally by Yazoo, covered by The Flying Pickets, not that one by The Platters ).

Twed

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2019, 05:59:26 PM »
The Stranglers "Skin Deep"?
Correct! As a kid I really thought it was about a race of creatures called Skimneys.

non capisco

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2019, 12:25:13 AM »
Comedy Jamaica, oh. Comedy Jamaica.

stolen from Goldentony on here years ago, sorry fella, but it's great


The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite by the once brilliant REM, from their final good album before they decided to give "being rubbish" a right old try.

non capisco

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2019, 12:28:28 AM »
"Beneath The Knees - I'm so in love with yooooooooou..."

Well, that's 'Denis' by Blondie

"Barry Levinson. Nghhh!... Barry Levinson. Nghhh!..."

^ This is bugging the shite out of me though. What could THAT be?

non capisco

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2019, 12:33:53 AM »
Can I at least have one clue on "Barry Levinson. Nghhh!... Barry Levinson. Nghhh!..."?

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2019, 07:39:41 AM »
Hop it! ( Jockice should like this 'un ).

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2019, 08:52:42 AM »
"Sea cadet!"

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2019, 09:43:11 AM »
" Only You " ( originally by Yazoo, covered by The Flying Pickets, not that one by The Platters ).
That's the right answer. Here's another easy one

"And the guards shat above our heads"

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2019, 09:46:03 AM »
From an ex - she thought the chorus was 'he's a right one, he's a right one.'

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2019, 10:08:51 AM »
More of a jokey one than actually believed but

"Calling Tom Baker" (repeat x4)

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2019, 10:41:57 AM »
Well, that's 'Denis' by Blondie

^ This is bugging the shite out of me though. What could THAT be?

Blondie. Yes, well done.....

Barry Levinson clue: French band.

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2019, 12:24:12 PM »
More of a jokey one than actually believed but

"Calling Tom Baker" (repeat x4)

'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite' again.

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2019, 12:32:01 PM »
'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite' again.

Yeah posted it before realising it had already been done.

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2019, 12:53:08 PM »
"Oh! A morsher cup"


I was little, just thought "morsher" was I word I hadn't learnt yet.

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2019, 01:02:47 PM »
Annie, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes Annie.

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2019, 01:12:19 PM »
" My honey veal"
( I was 11 when I first heard this song )