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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2019, 09:16:49 PM »
"Tonight, Chris Squire and friends..."

Golden E. Pump

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2019, 10:49:30 PM »
"Marty Pellow, he hides himself behind my tears."

Absorb the anus burn

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2019, 11:46:10 PM »
Annie, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes Annie.

Smooth Criminal.

Captain Crunch

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2019, 09:58:34 PM »
From an ex - she thought the chorus was 'he's a right one, he's a right one.'

Is it Nirvana? 

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2019, 10:02:24 PM »
"Ohhhhh in Benidorm..."

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2019, 10:39:01 PM »
“I could step to you with a fish pecker gun”

the

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2019, 11:40:57 PM »
“I could step to you with a fish pecker gun”

Beck - Debra

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2019, 06:15:19 PM »
"You are a physical tuckshop."

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

  • it made more sense in my head i don't know
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2019, 06:26:59 PM »
"Sipping reminiscing on days when I had a moustache"

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2019, 06:37:03 PM »
All from the same song:


"I've got pictures, any knee stream
Tom of Ashton called me a 'sodding screen'"

"I never understood the feet can see oh oh
You want expert fish that suckle on my roof so oh oh"

"Hutch studies and Congo training
And music trees
And whore's magazines
Witches say our rich are in disgust
Snot
Soap
Sap the bee"

"Spar curtains: 2 for 2
You smell like Ollie
Was the shat 'cos of you?"

"Butterfly dick
A real big gnome
Dog in a sling"

Dr Rock

  • The BEST of luck!
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2019, 07:54:24 PM »
Is it Nirvana?

Nope. A three piece rock act though.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

  • it made more sense in my head i don't know
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2019, 07:57:06 PM »
Nope. A three piece rock act though.

Ah, the three piece made me get it. Eton Rifles?

Dr Rock

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2019, 08:03:00 PM »
Ah, the three piece made me get it. Eton Rifles?

YES

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

  • it made more sense in my head i don't know
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2019, 08:13:45 PM »
Hooray! Can I have a gold star for being a clever boy?

I don't get it though. You can clearly hear the "t" sound in Eton, so that rules out "He's a" straight away, even to a casual listener. Was your ex a fool?

Dr Rock

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2019, 08:23:25 PM »
Hooray! Can I have a gold star for being a clever boy?

I don't get it though. You can clearly hear the "t" sound in Eton, so that rules out "He's a" straight away, even to a casual listener. Was your ex a fool?

I don't get it either. And although she made this mistake when she heard it as a child, she still thought that was the chorus when she was 24 when I put her straight. To be fair, she was not a Jam fan, so had not heard the song many times.

non capisco

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2019, 08:31:55 PM »
"Oh! A morsher cup"
I was little, just thought "morsher" was I word I hadn't learnt yet.

'All Shook Up', Elvis Presley

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2019, 08:34:10 PM »
"DUTIFUL WOOOOOOO-MEN!"

samadriel

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2019, 03:34:41 AM »
"You are a physical tuckshop."

Invisible Touch?

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2019, 09:44:28 AM »
That's the right answer. Here's another easy one

"And the guards shat above our heads"

"Heroes" by David Bowie?

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2019, 11:04:09 AM »
"But I don't mean to blacken peace / Our escapade on ice."

smudge1971

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2019, 05:16:10 PM »
You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2019, 06:25:26 PM »
"Ohhhhh in Benidorm..."

Clue: This is from the most famous song by a male artist mentioned on this page. To narrow it down, said artist is often known by a single name, the first initial of which is B.

non capisco

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2019, 06:34:44 PM »
Clue: This is from the most famous song by a male artist mentioned on this page. To narrow it down, said artist is often known by a single name, the first initial of which is B.

Loser by Beck!

Dr Rock

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2019, 06:40:00 PM »
You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

It's 'and you live on the skids' is it? Tip of my tongue...

Dr Rock

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2019, 06:41:37 PM »
Blondie!

''You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids
If it weren't for your job at the garage
If you could only oh-oh
Picture this ''

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2019, 06:43:19 PM »
Loser by Beck!

Yep!

"DUTIFUL WOOOOOOO-MEN!"

Clue:

This is from a song by Cardiacs.

Dr Rock

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Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2019, 06:43:57 PM »
Mind you if he did work at the garage he'd probably eat all the skips.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

  • it made more sense in my head i don't know
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2019, 07:04:40 PM »
You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

We will, we will rock you!

Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2019, 07:10:04 PM »
All from the same song:


"I've got pictures, any knee stream
Tom of Ashton called me a 'sodding screen'"

"I never understood the feet can see oh oh
You want expert fish that suckle on my roof so oh oh"

"Hutch studies and Congo training
And music trees
And whore's magazines
Witches say our rich are in disgust
Snot
Soap
Sap the bee"

"Spar curtains: 2 for 2
You smell like Ollie
Was the shat 'cos of you?"

"Butterfly dick
A real big gnome
Dog in a sling"


No takers?

non capisco

  • My valve is screaming for appeasement.
Re: Guess the song from your misheard lyrics
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2019, 07:57:18 PM »
^ It's another one that's driving me up the wall. All from the same song, you say? I take it the singer isn't overly hot on enunciating.