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Guess the song from your misheard lyrics

Started by Twed, April 11, 2019, 12:29:37 PM

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Tikwid


Golden E. Pump

"Marty Pellow, he hides himself behind my tears."

Absorb the anus burn

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on April 19, 2019, 01:02:47 PM
Annie, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes, get your oatcakes Annie.

Smooth Criminal.

Captain Crunch

Quote from: Dr Rock on April 19, 2019, 09:46:03 AM
From an ex - she thought the chorus was 'he's a right one, he's a right one.'

Is it Nirvana? 


Sexton Brackets Drugbust

"I could step to you with a fish pecker gun"



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

"Sipping reminiscing on days when I had a moustache"

DrGreggles

All from the same song:


"I've got pictures, any knee stream
Tom of Ashton called me a 'sodding screen'"

"I never understood the feet can see oh oh
You want expert fish that suckle on my roof so oh oh"

"Hutch studies and Congo training
And music trees
And whore's magazines
Witches say our rich are in disgust
Snot
Soap
Sap the bee"

"Spar curtains: 2 for 2
You smell like Ollie
Was the shat 'cos of you?"

"Butterfly dick
A real big gnome
Dog in a sling"

Dr Rock


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Dr Rock on April 22, 2019, 07:54:24 PM
Nope. A three piece rock act though.

Ah, the three piece made me get it. Eton Rifles?

Dr Rock


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Hooray! Can I have a gold star for being a clever boy?

I don't get it though. You can clearly hear the "t" sound in Eton, so that rules out "He's a" straight away, even to a casual listener. Was your ex a fool?

Dr Rock

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on April 22, 2019, 08:13:45 PM
Hooray! Can I have a gold star for being a clever boy?

I don't get it though. You can clearly hear the "t" sound in Eton, so that rules out "He's a" straight away, even to a casual listener. Was your ex a fool?

I don't get it either. And although she made this mistake when she heard it as a child, she still thought that was the chorus when she was 24 when I put her straight. To be fair, she was not a Jam fan, so had not heard the song many times.

non capisco

Quote from: jobotic on April 19, 2019, 12:53:08 PM
"Oh! A morsher cup"
I was little, just thought "morsher" was I word I hadn't learnt yet.

'All Shook Up', Elvis Presley


samadriel


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Natnar on April 19, 2019, 09:43:11 AM
That's the right answer. Here's another easy one

"And the guards shat above our heads"

"Heroes" by David Bowie?

earl_sleek

"But I don't mean to blacken peace / Our escapade on ice."

smudge1971

You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

sponk

Quote from: sponk on April 20, 2019, 10:02:24 PM
"Ohhhhh in Benidorm..."

Clue: This is from the most famous song by a male artist mentioned on this page. To narrow it down, said artist is often known by a single name, the first initial of which is B.

non capisco

Quote from: sponk on April 23, 2019, 06:25:26 PM
Clue: This is from the most famous song by a male artist mentioned on this page. To narrow it down, said artist is often known by a single name, the first initial of which is B.

Loser by Beck!

Dr Rock

Quote from: smudge1971 on April 23, 2019, 05:16:10 PM
You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

It's 'and you live on the skids' is it? Tip of my tongue...

Dr Rock

Blondie!

''You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids
If it weren't for your job at the garage
If you could only oh-oh
Picture this ''


Dr Rock

Mind you if he did work at the garage he'd probably eat all the skips.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: smudge1971 on April 23, 2019, 05:16:10 PM
You've got cum on your lips and you eat all the Skips

We will, we will rock you!

DrGreggles

Quote from: DrGreggles on April 22, 2019, 06:37:03 PM
All from the same song:


"I've got pictures, any knee stream
Tom of Ashton called me a 'sodding screen'"

"I never understood the feet can see oh oh
You want expert fish that suckle on my roof so oh oh"

"Hutch studies and Congo training
And music trees
And whore's magazines
Witches say our rich are in disgust
Snot
Soap
Sap the bee"

"Spar curtains: 2 for 2
You smell like Ollie
Was the shat 'cos of you?"

"Butterfly dick
A real big gnome
Dog in a sling"


No takers?

non capisco

^ It's another one that's driving me up the wall. All from the same song, you say? I take it the singer isn't overly hot on enunciating.