Coughing up a lung or two

[kalowski]

I've had a terrible cold and I'm now at the arse end of it, the pleasure of coughing up that sweet light green gunky phlegm.
The human body is a wonderful thing.

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How long does your post-cold chesty cough last?

Mine is fucking ages pal.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I like the ochre snot you can get, straight out of some godawful 70's colour scheme.

[imitationleather]

My grandad had this. The doctor prescribed him sixty Senior Service a day which seemed to sort it out.

Ah, I miss old Grandad One Lung.

[kalowski]

My grandad had this. The doctor prescribed him sixty Senior Service a day which seemed to sort it out.

Ah, I miss old Grandad One Lung.

Next you'll be saying cholestoral is good for you.

[Uncle TechTip]

Lots of colds going round, my wife seems to have one every fortnight, is this climate change unfreezing ancient viruses in the permafrost?

[Glebe]

Get well soon K!

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Next you'll be saying cholestoral is good for you.

They used to add that to communion wine in the 60s.

They pronounced it "cholest-oral" to rhyme with "choral".