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Going to prison
« on: April 12, 2019, 02:01:40 AM »
guess my crime

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 02:05:43 AM »
Forum rape?

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 02:07:44 AM »
not a crime

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 02:11:49 AM »
Kindness?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 02:20:08 AM »
I dread to think what you've been up to, you bloody maniac but send my regards to mook, should you bump into him on the inside.

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2019, 02:22:50 AM »
the sexual molestation of various garden snails?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2019, 02:24:46 AM »
Gaywalking.

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2019, 02:26:44 AM »
Was it for 'tasting the jam'?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2019, 02:27:49 AM »
Encouraging pestilence.

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 02:29:46 AM »
Using one of the smaller Russian dolls as a cup to drink piss?

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 03:17:54 AM »
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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 03:22:03 AM »

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2019, 08:47:10 AM »
Paedophiling

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2019, 08:47:42 AM »
Upskirting.

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2019, 08:49:27 AM »
Downblousing?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 08:52:38 AM »
Bumming (in 2016).

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2019, 09:08:17 AM »
Insulting our glorious sovereign her majesty the Queen using vile hateful epithets on the left wing loony internet hatesite cockdandbumbd?

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2019, 09:10:38 AM »
Whistling on a Tuesday?

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2019, 09:27:38 AM »
I mentioned a month or so ago about my chum who went inside, my other other mate visited him, and quotes him as saying "its like a youth club".

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2019, 09:30:36 AM »
"its like a youth club".

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2019, 10:20:06 AM »
Did you say you were English in a public space..? O-or write it on a form?

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2019, 10:35:09 AM »
I'm in there for saying I'm white british.

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2019, 01:46:26 PM »
Fannying about?

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2019, 01:49:25 PM »
Sending obscene materials through The Royal Mail

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2019, 01:53:21 PM »
Voting Conservative?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2019, 01:57:19 PM »
Testing Nubility?

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2019, 01:58:17 PM »
Undulating your flaps.

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2019, 02:56:20 PM »
Accidentally cycling through a private road.

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Re: Going to prison
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2019, 03:17:35 PM »
Member of a roving gang of street poofs.

Re: Going to prison
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2019, 03:58:42 PM »
Disturbing the peas