Going to prison

[garnish]

guess my crime

[hedgehog90]

Forum rape?

[garnish]

not a crime

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Kindness?

[St_Eddie]

I dread to think what you've been up to, you bloody maniac but send my regards to mook, should you bump into him on the inside.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

the sexual molestation of various garden snails?

[Bennett Brauer]

Gaywalking.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Was it for 'tasting the jam'?

[Golden E. Pump]

Encouraging pestilence.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Using one of the smaller Russian dolls as a cup to drink piss?

[Space ghost]

GBH

[hedgehog90]

GBH

General Bullshit Harm

[madhair60]

Paedophiling

[Cerys]

Upskirting.

[Flouncer]

Downblousing?

[Paul Calf]

Bumming (in 2016).

[thenoise]

Insulting our glorious sovereign her majesty the Queen using vile hateful epithets on the left wing loony internet hatesite cockdandbumbd?

[Neville Chamberlain]

Whistling on a Tuesday?

[Bazooka]

I mentioned a month or so ago about my chum who went inside, my other other mate visited him, and quotes him as saying "its like a youth club".

[madhair60]

"its like a youth club".

i would hang myself day one

[Spoon of Ploff]

Did you say you were English in a public space..? O-or write it on a form?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'm in there for saying I'm white british.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Fannying about?

[MidnightShambler]

Sending obscene materials through The Royal Mail

[Hey, Punk!]

Voting Conservative?

[Replies From View]

Testing Nubility?

[Replies From View]

Undulating your flaps.

[The Boston Crab]

Accidentally cycling through a private road.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Member of a roving gang of street poofs.

[dallasman]

Disturbing the peas