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Really want a pie but I'm a fatty

Started by boki, April 12, 2019, 03:35:01 PM

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boki

Any suggestions on what to do about this craving?  It's (almost) FRRRRIDAAAAYNIIITE so all bets are off - I might just go a li'l crazy!

seepage


madhair60


biggytitbo

Starve yourself all day then mash up a load of pies in a bucket and really treat yourself.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


king_tubby

Gonna get some pies tomorrow. At the market.

What do you think of that, eh? EH?

Blumf

What kind of pie? They come in all shapes, sizes, and flavours.

Here's a pic of a Fray Bentos



If you still want a pie now, get your eyes tested.

shiftwork2


BlodwynPig


biggytitbo


boki

Quote from: seepage on April 12, 2019, 03:35:48 PM
Have half a pie?

I'm not falling for that old trick
Spoiler alert
until the next time I go the pub for a quick one
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Quote from: madhair60 on April 12, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
Eat the pie you fat fuck
You're not supposed to be encouraging me.

Sin Agog

Every single UKIP member has eaten a pie.

boki

Quote from: biggytitbo on April 12, 2019, 03:37:08 PM
Starve yourself all day then mash up a load of pies in a bucket and really treat yourself.
Don't be silly, buckets are for fried chicken.

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on April 12, 2019, 03:39:56 PM
Have a pasty instead you fat fuck.

The Eurocrat Dictators won't let me because I'm in Leicestershire smh :(

boki

Quote from: king_tubby on April 12, 2019, 03:49:56 PM
Gonna get some pies tomorrow. At the market.

What do you think of that, eh? EH?

I think it's a great idea and I hope you enjoy your pies.

Quote from: Blumf on April 12, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
Here's a pic of a Fray Bentos

I do not recognise this as a pie.

Sebastian Cobb

Have a pie in a roll then lie to yourself that you've just had a sandwich

boki

Quote from: Sin Agog on April 12, 2019, 04:33:17 PM
Every single UKIP member has eaten a pie.

This has reminded me of that time Nick Griffin tried to get a Proper British cookery show going on YouTube and he made a pie that he plonked in front of his daughter and she looked at him as if he'd shat on her favourite text message.  I don't want one of those fash pies.  Or fish pies for that matter.

boki

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 12, 2019, 04:40:02 PM
Have a pie in a roll then lie to yourself that you've just had a sandwich

I made a cheese and sausage roll toastie once.  And now I'm a fatty.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: boki on April 12, 2019, 04:43:50 PM
I made a cheese and sausage roll toastie once.  And now I'm a fatty.

I used to put leftover stovies in toasties. Or leftover chilli. Or onion bhaji's.

Also, when getting in pissed after closing time and being hungry but couldn't be fucked microwaving/eating with a knife and fork I took a slice of cold congealed lasagne, whacked it between a couple of slices of bread and chomped it down.

Small Man Big Horse

One of my students was called Boki today, have you by any chance become a small Chinese child? As if so you could eat that pie without any issues.

Black Ship

Eat the fucking pie and go bollocks to European "standards" of beauty.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Put the pie in one of those "cobs" they have over there

Stoneage Dinosaurs

I'm in frankie and bennys having a load of meaty folded pizza, if i become a fat bloke that is acceptable collateral I think.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 12, 2019, 04:45:01 PM
I used to put leftover stovies in toasties. Or leftover chilli. Or onion bhaji's.

Also, when getting in pissed after closing time and being hungry but couldn't be fucked microwaving/eating with a knife and fork I took a slice of cold congealed lasagne, whacked it between a couple of slices of bread and chomped it down.
Dedicated pissedness, there. How long would you have had to microwave the slice of lasagne for? A minute ?

Quote from: Blumf on April 12, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
What kind of pie? They come in all shapes, sizes, and flavours.

Here's a pic of a Fray Bentos



If you still want a pie now, get your eyes tested.

"Classic".

a duncandisorderly

I've just ate 3.14 pies. they were baked in a tin with corners. my pies are squared.

boki

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on April 12, 2019, 05:40:06 PM
One of my students was called Boki today, have you by any chance become a small Chinese child? As if so you could eat that pie without any issues.
If I ate that little bastard would it be double-cannibalism?

Asking for a completely different, separate boki.

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: boki on April 12, 2019, 09:52:10 PM
If I ate that little bastard would it be double-cannibalism?

Asking for a completely different, separate boki.

Nah, I checked and it's completely legal as long as you don't eat the skin and crawl inside it afterwards.

Camp Tramp

I don't like pork piers because of the jelly.

I cannot countenance steak and kidney pie.

Brian Freeze

If you warm up the pork pie, the jelly disappears. And the pie tastes eighty seven times better for it.

Mr_Simnock