
That's a bit of Death Star? Really? I thought it was an island like the one with the ancient Jedi temple on. In fact... oh, bugger, my daughter said it was a bit of Death Star and I told her it was the island. Shit. I can never take her to see this now, and must ensure she never ever sees it. I'll have to change my will - "No dosh if you ever see Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker."
Does this mean we're going to get canon evidence of the Endore apocalypse? Lots of Ewok skeletons lying around.
He's damned either way. Especially in the eyes of all those who'll say, "Oh, sure, reference some online meme when you had a whole Expanded Universe to play with."
Plus - shit - this means there'll be Ewoks. Some of the furry little fucks will have survived, I bet you. And they'll be well pissed off. Maybe they'll exposition it away. "Oh, no, it;s fine, when the scale of the ecological catastrophe became clear, the New Republic evacuated the whole population... To, er, one of the world that Starkiller Base scragged. Oops."