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Mr Eggs

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This is an image taken on my works mobile phone which I then photographed from the screen onto my personal mobile



This not me trying to pull some fake moon-landing turd nonsense on you. This is a human turd.



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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 12:01:58 AM »
Shadows don't look right

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2019, 12:34:22 AM »
You can't smell the shadows.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2019, 01:28:58 AM »
Thought you’d stopped posting, good to see you return with this turd.  It’s like a puzzle inside a riddle inside an enigmatic shite. Flat as if from a two dimensional anus.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2019, 02:13:08 AM »
That's Chorizo surely?

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2019, 04:24:10 AM »
Thought you’d stopped posting, good to see you return with this turd.  It’s like a puzzle inside a riddle inside an enigmatic shite. Flat as if from a two dimensional anus.

There will come a time when I have to remove it. I've passed that responsibility on for the weekend absolutely certain it will be there on Monday.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2019, 04:27:02 AM »
I think turds are things that connect us all and it doesn't have to be crass to talk about them.

With that in mind, I regret not taking a picture of a turd I did last week that was about 10 inches long and somehow had a precision-engineered (by Ringpiece GmbH) right angle in the middle. And then the next day? nother one.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2019, 12:32:07 PM »
How do you know it's human? Did you see it come out of a human anus? (exception made if it came out of your anus)

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2019, 12:36:22 PM »
I did a turd about 8 months ago that was so long at actually snaked over the rim of the toilet - TRUE FACT.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2019, 03:10:56 PM »
Wonder if that russet tinge is

a) A cheap curry

b) Beetroot juice

c) Cancer


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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2019, 03:53:29 PM »
It's beautiful.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2019, 08:52:41 PM »
I can only apologise.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2019, 08:58:00 PM »
is in wigen?

RONALADO see first. penigton flash parkrun.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2019, 09:03:08 PM »
please for more infos contact with luis NANI.

RONALADO know principal victim in this incident: mr mickel OVEN.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2019, 10:12:27 PM »
It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2019, 10:36:25 PM »
I saw a strange pile today. Not human but odd. Black velvet came to mind. Like black pudding fried into layered velvety strips. No idea. Deer? Certainly a larger beast

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2019, 10:39:37 PM »
Minotaur, and you know it.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2019, 11:01:56 PM »
My bowline knots used to end up looking like this when I was a scout,

BlodwynPig

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2019, 11:02:59 PM »
Minotaur, and you know it.

Alannah Myles. She’s canadian

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2019, 11:15:24 PM »
Weirdly, the only thought that came to my mind when I looked at that photo was that I could really fancy a doner kebab right now. That big pile of (in my imagination) warmish brown material surrounded by greenery took me right back to happy evenings spent fuelled by a doner naan with salad.

Yes, I'm aware that it's excrement.  Even so....

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2019, 11:16:50 PM »
It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Or at the very least, coiled into a surprisingly small radius.  nifty sphincter-work there.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2019, 01:05:50 AM »
Or at the very least, coiled into a surprisingly small radius.  nifty sphincter-work there.

Yes, this work could have only been crafted by a truly artisan anus.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2019, 12:26:30 AM »
It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I think that this poo has gone beyond the laws of time and space.

Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2019, 12:46:24 PM »
I think that this poo has gone beyond the laws of time and space.

The Turdis?

(sorry)

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2019, 05:57:26 PM »
Went back today to film THE BREAKDOWN ( As they say in Rugby Union ) and the fucker has gone. Reckon a dog ate it.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2019, 10:17:44 PM »
It appears to be knotted in the middle.
HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

David Lynch took the Audrey scenes too far in Twin Peaks 3 if you ask me.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2019, 11:58:18 PM »
I really miss that turd

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2019, 04:37:24 PM »
Also the layer missed a trick by not doing it in the pot - there's at least two touchdowns worth there, possibly even an additional up and over.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2019, 04:43:11 PM »
I hope it turns out that it was a woman who did this turd. Then you will see, then you'll all bloody well see what they are really like.

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Re: This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2019, 06:10:04 PM »
RONALADO ASK AGAIN is in wigen?!