This picture of a turd I found this week NSFW/and large image.

[Mr Eggs]

This is an image taken on my works mobile phone which I then photographed from the screen onto my personal mobile



This not me trying to pull some fake moon-landing turd nonsense on you. This is a human turd.

[Dex Sawash]

Shadows don't look right

[Mr Eggs]

You can't smell the shadows.

[shiftwork2]

Thought you'd stopped posting, good to see you return with this turd.  It's like a puzzle inside a riddle inside an enigmatic shite. Flat as if from a two dimensional anus.

[Bazooka]

That's Chorizo surely?

[Mr Eggs]

Thought you'd stopped posting, good to see you return with this turd.  It's like a puzzle inside a riddle inside an enigmatic shite. Flat as if from a two dimensional anus.

There will come a time when I have to remove it. I've passed that responsibility on for the weekend absolutely certain it will be there on Monday.

[Twed]

I think turds are things that connect us all and it doesn't have to be crass to talk about them.

With that in mind, I regret not taking a picture of a turd I did last week that was about 10 inches long and somehow had a precision-engineered (by Ringpiece GmbH) right angle in the middle. And then the next day? nother one.

[idunnosomename]

How do you know it's human? Did you see it come out of a human anus? (exception made if it came out of your anus)

[biggytitbo]

I did a turd about 8 months ago that was so long at actually snaked over the rim of the toilet - TRUE FACT.

[hamfist]

Wonder if that russet tinge is

a) A cheap curry

b) Beetroot juice

c) Cancer

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

It's beautiful.

[Hey, Punk!]

I can only apologise.

[Ronalado]

is in wigen?

RONALADO see first. penigton flash parkrun.

[Ronalado]

please for more infos contact with luis NANI.

RONALADO know principal victim in this incident: mr mickel OVEN.

[Shit Good Nose]

It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[BlodwynPig]

I saw a strange pile today. Not human but odd. Black velvet came to mind. Like black pudding fried into layered velvety strips. No idea. Deer? Certainly a larger beast

[Shit Good Nose]

Minotaur, and you know it.

[maett]

My bowline knots used to end up looking like this when I was a scout,

[BlodwynPig]

Minotaur, and you know it.

Alannah Myles. She's canadian

[rectorofstiffkey]

Weirdly, the only thought that came to my mind when I looked at that photo was that I could really fancy a doner kebab right now. That big pile of (in my imagination) warmish brown material surrounded by greenery took me right back to happy evenings spent fuelled by a doner naan with salad.

Yes, I'm aware that it's excrement.  Even so....

[rectorofstiffkey]

It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Or at the very least, coiled into a surprisingly small radius.  nifty sphincter-work there.

[kidney]

Or at the very least, coiled into a surprisingly small radius.  nifty sphincter-work there.

Yes, this work could have only been crafted by a truly artisan anus.

[Ray Travez]

It appears to be knotted in the middle.


HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I think that this poo has gone beyond the laws of time and space.

[rectorofstiffkey]

I think that this poo has gone beyond the laws of time and space.

The Turdis?

(sorry)

[Mr Eggs]

Went back today to film THE BREAKDOWN ( As they say in Rugby Union ) and the fucker has gone. Reckon a dog ate it.

[non capisco]

It appears to be knotted in the middle.
HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

David Lynch took the Audrey scenes too far in Twin Peaks 3 if you ask me.

[Dex Sawash]

I really miss that turd

[Shit Good Nose]

Also the layer missed a trick by not doing it in the pot - there's at least two touchdowns worth there, possibly even an additional up and over.

[Default to the negative]

I hope it turns out that it was a woman who did this turd. Then you will see, then you'll all bloody well see what they are really like.

[Ronalado]

RONALADO ASK AGAIN is in wigen?!