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Anagram of a Shit Name

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What have I missed then?
« on: April 14, 2019, 09:47:54 PM »
It's been over a year since I darkened the door here at CaB towers, so what have I missed?

FILL ME IN.

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2019, 09:49:30 PM »
Ricky Gervais is now universally idolised here.

king_tubby

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 10:13:09 PM »
A year? Fucking amateur.

pancreas

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 10:17:36 PM »
'Glebe is still with us'

Dr Syntax Head

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 10:24:26 PM »
Pickfords have changed the livery on their removal lorries

Consignia

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 10:25:14 PM »
Berserk is going on hiatus again soon.

Mr_Simnock

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 10:26:34 PM »
All the politics threads have gone really quiet although if your into forum shit flinging this is a golden time

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2019, 10:27:50 PM »
Things are generally looking good for Corbyn.

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2019, 10:30:13 PM »
Things are looking good for Theresa May.  She's being made moderator here when the Tories ditch her.

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2019, 10:40:27 PM »
A wizard came, but we fought him off.

He made people do things, so we don’t talk about it.

petrilTanaka

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2019, 10:45:21 PM »
I done a poo

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 12:20:04 AM »
A wizard came, but we fought him off.

He made people do things, so we don’t talk about it.

hush your mouth

Sin Agog

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2019, 12:48:06 AM »
A wizard came, but we fought him off.

He made people do things, so we don’t talk about it.

Wait, you guys were under the influence of the wizard when we did that stuff?  Yeah, so was I.

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2019, 01:55:21 AM »
Neil got banned.

icehaven

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2019, 07:55:55 AM »
Karma was reinstated for a while but there were a few murders so it was removed again.

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2019, 08:14:15 AM »
Wait, you guys were under the influence of the wizard when we did that stuff?  Yeah, so was I.

Yes there was definitely a wizard, that’s what we agreed.

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2019, 08:54:29 AM »
I am now by far the most beloved poster on the forum.

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2019, 09:15:34 AM »
poo is back, other than that it's business as usual.

Edit: think there've been a couple of deaths...

Sin Agog

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2019, 09:23:50 AM »
poo is back, other than that it's business as usual.

Edit: think there've been a couple of deaths...

From extreme pinkeye.

Flouncer

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2019, 03:15:50 PM »
poo is back, other than that it's business as usual.

Edit: think there've been a couple of deaths...

Shit happened, people died... Life goes on, innit?

Captain Z

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2019, 04:10:32 PM »
There was that thread where you won £50 just for posting.

Twed

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2019, 04:14:40 PM »
The forum is heading in an increasingly KoRn direction

Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2019, 04:15:28 PM »
“You get a £50, everyone gets a £50!”

That was a fun thread.

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2019, 04:19:23 PM »
They found Madeleine McCann and she now plays in goal for Manchester City.

Norton Canes

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2019, 04:19:40 PM »
“You get a £50, everyone gets a £50!”

That was a fun thread

Yeah, I loved Generous Seagull.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2019, 04:20:01 PM »
Biggy is #cancelled

biggytitbo

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2019, 05:58:01 PM »
Biggy is #cancelled


I should never have said I like Paddy McGuiness.

Glebe

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2019, 07:39:53 PM »

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2019, 07:43:31 PM »
They found Madeleine McCann and she now plays in goal for Manchester City.

Nope.  She's flat-chested, like Kate, and, with her odd eyes, was deemed the perfect casting for the androgynous teenage Bowie in an up-and-coming biographical production.

Anagram of a Shit Name

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Re: What have I missed then?
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2019, 09:48:05 PM »
Well I feel well and truly "filled in", so thanks for that.

See you in another year or so for another catch up.





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