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Notre Dame is on fire

Started by biggytitbo, April 15, 2019, 06:58:19 PM

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A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?

Glebe

Fuck's sake, this is actually happening.

Malcy

Shame. Even if they do rebuild it will only look the same rather than being an 850 year old building.

Squink

Building I work in has made an entirely disproportionate response by testing the fire alarm about 20 times in the last half hour.

St_Eddie

Oh, sure.  When Notre Dame catches fire, it's suddenly a "catastrophe" but when I burn my waffles in the oven, nobody gives a flying fuck!

steve98

Listening to the BBC guy, he seems to think it's under control - is it fuck; while he's gabbing on reassuringly you can see flames comin' from one of the 2 towers.

poo

Incredibly, Parisian authorities have already granted planning permission for the world's biggest Halfords on the site.

Mr Eggs

I'm guessing SCAFFOLDER WITH A CIG ON is going to beat medieval lead roofing specialist for the time in stir.

biggytitbo

Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire


Blumf

Quote from: biggytitbo on April 15, 2019, 08:18:23 PM
Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire



Jet fuel can't melt medieval stone work!!!



alan nagsworth

Make a new one out of Lego. Everyone loves Lego. Isn't that right, BlodwynPig?

Cuellar


sponk

Quote from: Viero_Berlotti on April 15, 2019, 08:32:15 PM


He's trying to beat Shakespeare's record for most newly coined words and phrases. That's what the presidency is a conduit for. I've cracked it.

Norton Canes

I see Quasimodo is trending. He should shut the fuck up and get on with being president if the USA.

Beagle 2

I'm so glad the BBC has live coverage of this, or rather just a feed of famous people's tweets about it. Turns out they think it's a shame about the fucking fire like.

shiftwork2

The name actually means 'Notre Lady' in French.

Cuellar

MAY GONE...


...and sent her condolences via twitter.

chveik

doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

thraxx

I am currently just down the road from Notre Dame, and have been all day, and I've noticed bugger all, so I reckon this is bollocks.


alan nagsworth

Quote from: chveik on April 15, 2019, 08:40:13 PM
doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

"Actually if you will be so kind as to check my meticulously time-stamped digital log of videos, you will see that it could not have been me, because I was in my car at the time, making a video about how revolting Jewish women are, and then using my laptop there to add audio of my own ambient instrumental music in the background."

Snake Plissken

Quote from: solidified gruel merchant on April 15, 2019, 08:00:00 PM
A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?
Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

Gulftastic

I'll always remember the times I drove past it playing Midtown Madness 3.

Jittlebags

In Wikipedia article, status is 'on fire'.


Jittlebags

Quote from: Snake Plissken on April 15, 2019, 08:59:00 PM
Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

It'll be Russian sightseers.

sponk

What about all the Cathedral fires in none western countries eh!!! Where's the coverage for them?!

biggytitbo

You get to fart about inside of it on Assassin's Creed Unity, sadly no more.

Captain Z

Quote from: Space ghost on April 15, 2019, 07:51:50 PM
Quasimodo predicted this in his prophecies

He had a hunch back in the 1500's.