Author Topic: Notre Dame is on fire (Read 6095 times)

solidified gruel merchant · « **Reply #30 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:00:00 PM »

A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?

Glebe · « **Reply #31 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:00:56 PM »

Fuck's sake, this is actually happening.

Malcy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:07:21 PM »

Shame. Even if they do rebuild it will only look the same rather than being an 850 year old building.

Squink · « **Reply #33 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:10:48 PM »

Building I work in has made an entirely disproportionate response by testing the fire alarm about 20 times in the last half hour.

St_Eddie · « **Reply #34 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:12:08 PM »

Oh, sure. When Notre Dame catches fire, it's suddenly a "catastrophe" but when I burn my waffles in the oven, nobody gives a flying fuck!

steve98 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:12:47 PM »

Listening to the BBC guy, he seems to think it's under control - is it fuck; while he's gabbing on reassuringly you can see flames comin' from one of the 2 towers.

poo · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:15:11 PM »

Incredibly, Parisian authorities have already granted planning permission for the world’s biggest Halfords on the site.

Mr Eggs · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:17:32 PM »

I'm guessing SCAFFOLDER WITH A CIG ON is going to beat medieval lead roofing specialist for the time in stir.

biggytitbo · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:18:23 PM »

Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire

Blumf · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:26:33 PM »

Quote from: biggytitbo on April 15, 2019, 08:18:23 PM

Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire

Jet fuel can't melt medieval stone work!!!

machotrouts · « **Reply #40 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Blumf on April 15, 2019, 07:04:20 PM

It looks really bad.

Thank god it's on fire then!

Viero_Berlotti · « **Reply #41 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:32:15 PM »

alan nagsworth · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:33:15 PM »

Make a new one out of Lego. Everyone loves Lego. Isn't that right, BlodwynPig?

Cuellar · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:34:12 PM »

Hard Brexit Now

sponk · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:35:05 PM »

Quote from: Viero_Berlotti on April 15, 2019, 08:32:15 PM

He's trying to beat Shakespeare's record for most newly coined words and phrases. That's what the presidency is a conduit for. I've cracked it.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »

I see Quasimodo is trending. He should shut the fuck up and get on with being president if the USA.

Beagle 2 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:36:48 PM »

I'm so glad the BBC has live coverage of this, or rather just a feed of famous people's tweets about it. Turns out they think it's a shame about the fucking fire like.

shiftwork2 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:37:23 PM »

The name actually means 'Notre Lady' in French.

Cuellar · « **Reply #48 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:38:23 PM »

MAY GONE...

...and sent her condolences via twitter.

chveik · « **Reply #49 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:40:13 PM »

doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

thraxx · « **Reply #50 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:41:35 PM »

I am currently just down the road from Notre Dame, and have been all day, and I’ve noticed bugger all, so I reckon this is bollocks.

alan nagsworth · « **Reply #51 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:45:13 PM »

Quote from: chveik on April 15, 2019, 08:40:13 PM

doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

"Actually if you will be so kind as to check my meticulously time-stamped digital log of videos, you will see that it could not have been me, because I was in my car at the time, making a video about how revolting Jewish women are, and then using my laptop there to add audio of my own ambient instrumental music in the background."

Snake Plissken · « **Reply #52 on:** April 15, 2019, 08:59:00 PM »

Quote from: solidified gruel merchant on April 15, 2019, 08:00:00 PM

A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?

Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

Gulftastic · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:04:20 PM »

I'll always remember the times I drove past it playing Midtown Madness 3.

Jittlebags · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:05:01 PM »

In Wikipedia article, status is 'on fire'.

Mr. Internet · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:08:15 PM »

Jittlebags · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:08:55 PM »

Quote from: Snake Plissken on April 15, 2019, 08:59:00 PM

Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

It'll be Russian sightseers.

sponk · « **Reply #57 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:12:57 PM »

What about all the Cathedral fires in none western countries eh!!! Where's the coverage for them?!

biggytitbo · « **Reply #58 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:13:23 PM »

You get to fart about inside of it on Assassin's Creed Unity, sadly no more.

Captain Z · « **Reply #59 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:13:53 PM »

Quote from: Space ghost on April 15, 2019, 07:51:50 PM

Quasimodo predicted this in his prophecies

He had a hunch back in the 1500's.

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