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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2019, 08:00:00 PM »
A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2019, 08:00:56 PM »
Fuck's sake, this is actually happening.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2019, 08:07:21 PM »
Shame. Even if they do rebuild it will only look the same rather than being an 850 year old building.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2019, 08:10:48 PM »
Building I work in has made an entirely disproportionate response by testing the fire alarm about 20 times in the last half hour.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2019, 08:12:08 PM »
Oh, sure.  When Notre Dame catches fire, it's suddenly a "catastrophe" but when I burn my waffles in the oven, nobody gives a flying fuck!

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2019, 08:12:47 PM »
Listening to the BBC guy, he seems to think it's under control - is it fuck; while he's gabbing on reassuringly you can see flames comin' from one of the 2 towers.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2019, 08:15:11 PM »
Incredibly, Parisian authorities have already granted planning permission for the world’s biggest Halfords on the site.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2019, 08:17:32 PM »
I'm guessing SCAFFOLDER WITH A CIG ON is going to beat medieval lead roofing specialist for the time in stir.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2019, 08:18:23 PM »
Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire


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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2019, 08:26:33 PM »
Interesting to see Youtube's anti-conspiracy theory algorithm has gone a bit wrong and it putting factual 9/11 info on videos about the notre dame fire



Jet fuel can't melt medieval stone work!!!

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2019, 08:30:33 PM »
It looks really bad.

Thank god it's on fire then!

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2019, 08:32:15 PM »

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2019, 08:33:15 PM »
Make a new one out of Lego. Everyone loves Lego. Isn't that right, BlodwynPig?

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2019, 08:34:12 PM »
Hard Brexit Now

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2019, 08:35:05 PM »


He's trying to beat Shakespeare's record for most newly coined words and phrases. That's what the presidency is a conduit for. I've cracked it.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »
I see Quasimodo is trending. He should shut the fuck up and get on with being president if the USA.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2019, 08:36:48 PM »
I'm so glad the BBC has live coverage of this, or rather just a feed of famous people's tweets about it. Turns out they think it's a shame about the fucking fire like.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2019, 08:37:23 PM »
The name actually means 'Notre Lady' in French.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #48 on: April 15, 2019, 08:38:23 PM »
MAY GONE...


...and sent her condolences via twitter.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #49 on: April 15, 2019, 08:40:13 PM »
doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2019, 08:41:35 PM »
I am currently just down the road from Notre Dame, and have been all day, and I’ve noticed bugger all, so I reckon this is bollocks.


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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2019, 08:45:13 PM »
doesn't look good for Varg Vikernes.

"Actually if you will be so kind as to check my meticulously time-stamped digital log of videos, you will see that it could not have been me, because I was in my car at the time, making a video about how revolting Jewish women are, and then using my laptop there to add audio of my own ambient instrumental music in the background."

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #52 on: April 15, 2019, 08:59:00 PM »
A joke about Quasimodo would be quite apt at this juncture, if anyone can think of one?
Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2019, 09:04:20 PM »
I'll always remember the times I drove past it playing Midtown Madness 3.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #54 on: April 15, 2019, 09:05:01 PM »
In Wikipedia article, status is 'on fire'.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #55 on: April 15, 2019, 09:08:15 PM »


lol

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2019, 09:08:55 PM »
Reuters: Police suspect arson buts its only a hunch!

It'll be Russian sightseers.

Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2019, 09:12:57 PM »
What about all the Cathedral fires in none western countries eh!!! Where's the coverage for them?!

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2019, 09:13:23 PM »
You get to fart about inside of it on Assassin's Creed Unity, sadly no more.

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Re: Notre Dame is on fire
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2019, 09:13:53 PM »
Quasimodo predicted this in his prophecies

He had a hunch back in the 1500's.