H-E-R-O-N, the drug nobody wants to know about

[Bazooka]

Its not being openly spoken about due to shame on the family , but there is a drug that is killing hundreds of people(usually tall people) every couple of months called H-E-R-O-N.

The drug itself is not like the hard drugs such as paracetamol or fisherman's friend, but is soft like Heron meat. The only way to administer the drug without contaminating it, is to bite a chunk of H-E-R-O-N out of a Heron as it flies away, if it is still on land, the drug causes nausea, sore throat and memory loss.

If you or someone you know is consuming H-E-R-O-N please dial 4 now.

[willpurry]

Does it induce a kind of warm complacency and then total apathy?

[Bazooka]

Does it induce a kind of warm complacency and then total apathy?

Depends on the individuals tolerance, Heron meat is naturally high in omega 100 and citric acid, so the first bite usually gives you a hard on for six weeks.

[pancreas]

I bet I know who's behind it and all.

[Glebe]

Not as bad as goose addiction.

Trust me.

[Gregory Torso]

Gus Fring opens up operations in the Midlands.

[Ferris]

Gus Fring opens up operations in the Midlands.

Lived with someone who did all their shopping at Heron. He looked incredibly unwell, but had more spare cash than everyone else so it's swings and roundabouts.

[Glebe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi3SQq1KjN4#t=4m54s