A thread for people to work on their jokes about fingers.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

what is your hands favourite cranberries song?

Finger
( instead of " Linger" )

[jobotic]

When former Chelsea and Spurs (among others) player Gustavo Poyet hurt his hand, what did the doctor say when he asked if his digits were unharmed?

They're fine Gus (fingers)



What is a finger's favourite rubbishy old Madchester Sky Sports song by the Muck Tortles?

Can you digit?

[Fishfinger]

I'm thinking some kind of aquarium thing, with fish - but no, wait: the fish are coated in breadcrumbs like actual Fish Fingers, and there's a supercilious face looking on.

[Dex Sawash]

Finger
( instead of " Linger" )

I always sing "did you have to pull my finger"
I assume everyone else does too

[Ferris]

Hi everyone, can you rate my joke please?

Jokes about fingers? What's the point!!

_{because fingers point at things}

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Don't you think them digits on your hand should brazenly be trying really hard to get compliments from you?
That's why I always implore " *fish*, fingers! "

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Q: Who is the most favoured member of The Boomtown Rats by them non-toe- like digits that we homosapiens have ?
A: Why, that tall blonde one who reminded you of one of Sgt. Bilko's henchmen, of course !

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, shit, no, I meant Johhnny Fingers ( bloke on piano ).

(Sorry )

[Huxleys Babkins]

Q: Who invented Batman?

A: Bob Kane. Alone. Regards, DC Comics lawyers.

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An uncut fingernail walks into a bar

Barman says "why the long self"

[Dex Sawash]

Why are Maclaren strollers so great?


Because they sever kids fingers!