Song: Sharpening a pencil

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

# I'm going to sharpen my pencil,
I'm giving my pencil a point
I'm troubled while sharpening my pencil,
This time, it seems all out of joint #
( Can you guess the tune the song to which you should sing these words ? )

[PlanktonSideburns]

I'm getting married in the morning?

I imagine all your posts to be to that tune mind

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Not quite the answer I'm looking for, Plankton. Thanks for joining in, though!
Liked the second line in your post, too. It made me chuckle!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

In fact, and in order not to let my fans down, here's a second verse
# I'd quite like to kiss Jodie Comer
And give her a blummin' good snog
To be honest, I'd quite like to bone her
May as well go the whole hog #

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

My bonnie lies over the ocean?

[Captain Z]

Is it Chop Suey by System Of A Down?

[BlodwynPig]

nothing compares 2 u

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Angrew Lloyg  Wegger was correct, readers!

Well done, Angrew!

[St_Eddie]

Oh, sure; "sharpening your pencil".  You dirty little spider monkey.

[DistressedArea]

Needs a little rap bit.

[St_Eddie]

Needs a little rap bit.

Quick, somebody phone Will Smith and tell him to Wicki Wicki Wa this bitch up!