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thread

perhaps
5 (33.3%)
absolutely not
6 (40%)
yes
4 (26.7%)

Total Members Voted: 8

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FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #120 on: April 27, 2019, 03:48:06 AM »
Can anybody recommend some things?

Playing cards, Yorkshire puddings, the number 7, wearing pyjamas all day, the smell after it rains.

Hope to have advised sufficiently.

seepage

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« Reply #121 on: April 27, 2019, 11:04:55 AM »
don't like the number 7 because that's when the robber moves in Catan.

seepage

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« Reply #122 on: April 27, 2019, 11:37:03 AM »
if you get an email address from new ISP 'Zzoomm', imagine how tedious it will be telling everyone it's spelt like that

pancreas

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« Reply #123 on: April 27, 2019, 12:15:41 PM »
I would like to confess. Will someone please take my confession.

Spoon of Ploff

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« Reply #124 on: April 27, 2019, 12:20:21 PM »
I would like to confess. Will someone please take my confession.

only if it's done to the tune of Your Cheatin' Heart by Hank Williams

pancreas

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« Reply #125 on: April 27, 2019, 01:32:22 PM »
only if it's done to the tune of Your Cheatin' Heart by Hank Williams

I'm not proud.

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« Reply #126 on: April 27, 2019, 01:33:58 PM »
Can anybody recommend some things?

AIDS
Swine flu
Norovirus
Smell pox
Darren
Plague


hth

Cuellar

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« Reply #127 on: April 27, 2019, 01:35:03 PM »
Pits
Prospecting
Puckering
Dukedoms

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« Reply #128 on: April 27, 2019, 06:42:13 PM »
Can I recommend Adric, the Dr Who companion who dies while at the same time is part of the extinction event that kills the dinosaurs?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: thread
« Reply #129 on: April 27, 2019, 06:55:17 PM »
Thread?



THREADS

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2019, 05:17:53 PM »
I am in this thread now

pancreas

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« Reply #131 on: May 01, 2019, 06:37:15 PM »
I think it might rain

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #132 on: May 01, 2019, 06:43:05 PM »
I think it might rain

It’s already raining, look out your window for confirmation.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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« Reply #133 on: May 01, 2019, 06:48:57 PM »
I've just seen a pigeon.

pancreas

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« Reply #134 on: May 01, 2019, 11:29:38 PM »
what did it look like

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2019, 11:31:45 PM »
It looked drunk.

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #136 on: May 07, 2019, 05:34:14 PM »
Guess who’s dabbing right now in an art gallery lads waheyyy

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #137 on: May 07, 2019, 05:37:51 PM »
Update: did it again next to a Monet. Have that you wazzock

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« Reply #138 on: May 07, 2019, 05:44:10 PM »
I've just seen a pigeon.

I saw a mother duck leading her babies along the street this morning on my way to work. Cutest thing I’ve seen for ages.

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #139 on: May 07, 2019, 06:33:23 PM »
on sunday saw an old man in a park lift a bin bag full to the brim with shashed up bread, spin round emptying it onto the ground,

did a really satisfied

HAH

sound at a sign that read


PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS


he then cast the binbag into the wind and hobbled off on his zimmer

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #140 on: May 08, 2019, 04:22:09 AM »
Selfie of me hanging out with MiLB’s top prospect of the last 40 years.



#NoBigDeal

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« Reply #141 on: May 14, 2019, 07:33:55 PM »
Dear thread,

Yesterday I saw a man in his pyjamas, lying down on the pavement on his side like a persian prince, propped up on one elbow, smoking a pipe. He was having a great time.

I also saw three squirrels, a crow and an open packet of wine gums.

Yesterday was a good day.

pancreas

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« Reply #142 on: May 14, 2019, 08:41:55 PM »
all of us just updated whatsapp because of a security issue

seepage

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« Reply #143 on: May 14, 2019, 09:33:49 PM »
I've replaced my Cheesy WankersTM with fine oatcakes topped with a half a Co-op mature Cheddar cheese slice. Go nicely with any tank-method Aussie Chardonnay-Pinot Noir

pancreas

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« Reply #144 on: May 14, 2019, 10:33:51 PM »
does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

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« Reply #145 on: May 14, 2019, 10:40:45 PM »
does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

i only have one left and its soaked in amyl nitrate. i'm about to burn that baby down outside under the last streetlight burning in this shitty village

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #146 on: May 14, 2019, 10:59:12 PM »
does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

I left 10 Marlboro lights and 4 kronenbourg in a carrier bag in a hedge outside Club Pony in Sheffield circa 2009, and forgot it on the way out due to booze and ketamine.

As far as I’m aware, the full stash is still there. First person there gets to keep half of the score.

Spoon of Ploff

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« Reply #147 on: May 15, 2019, 05:53:41 AM »
Last Sunday evening the football stopped. Any football you think you've seen since then is just epilogue.