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Started by Gregory Torso, April 18, 2019, 08:49:49 PM

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absolutely not
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yes
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Total Members Voted: 8

Ferris

Quote from: Captain Z on April 27, 2019, 12:07:12 AM
Can anybody recommend some things?

Playing cards, Yorkshire puddings, the number 7, wearing pyjamas all day, the smell after it rains.

Hope to have advised sufficiently.

seepage

don't like the number 7 because that's when the robber moves in Catan.

seepage

if you get an email address from new ISP 'Zzoomm', imagine how tedious it will be telling everyone it's spelt like that

pancreas

I would like to confess. Will someone please take my confession.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: pancreas on April 27, 2019, 12:15:41 PM
I would like to confess. Will someone please take my confession.

only if it's done to the tune of Your Cheatin' Heart by Hank Williams

pancreas

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on April 27, 2019, 12:20:21 PM
only if it's done to the tune of Your Cheatin' Heart by Hank Williams

I'm not proud.

Gregory Torso

Quote from: Captain Z on April 27, 2019, 12:07:12 AM
Can anybody recommend some things?

AIDS
Swine flu
Norovirus
Smell pox
Darren
Plague


hth

Cuellar

Pits
Prospecting
Puckering
Dukedoms

rasta-spouse

Can I recommend Adric, the Dr Who companion who dies while at the same time is part of the extinction event that kills the dinosaurs?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


PlanktonSideburns

I am in this thread now

pancreas

I think it might rain

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on May 01, 2019, 06:37:15 PM
I think it might rain

It's already raining, look out your window for confirmation.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I've just seen a pigeon.

pancreas

what did it look like

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

It looked drunk.

Ferris

Guess who's dabbing right now in an art gallery lads waheyyy

Ferris

Update: did it again next to a Monet. Have that you wazzock

Gregory Torso

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 01, 2019, 06:48:57 PM
I've just seen a pigeon.

I saw a mother duck leading her babies along the street this morning on my way to work. Cutest thing I've seen for ages.

PlanktonSideburns

on sunday saw an old man in a park lift a bin bag full to the brim with shashed up bread, spin round emptying it onto the ground,

did a really satisfied

HAH

sound at a sign that read


PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS


he then cast the binbag into the wind and hobbled off on his zimmer

Ferris

Selfie of me hanging out with MiLB's top prospect of the last 40 years.



#NoBigDeal

Gregory Torso

Dear thread,

Yesterday I saw a man in his pyjamas, lying down on the pavement on his side like a persian prince, propped up on one elbow, smoking a pipe. He was having a great time.

I also saw three squirrels, a crow and an open packet of wine gums.

Yesterday was a good day.

pancreas

all of us just updated whatsapp because of a security issue

seepage

I've replaced my Cheesy WankersTM with fine oatcakes topped with a half a Co-op mature Cheddar cheese slice. Go nicely with any tank-method Aussie Chardonnay-Pinot Noir

pancreas

does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

Gregory Torso

Quote from: pancreas on May 14, 2019, 10:33:51 PM
does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

i only have one left and its soaked in amyl nitrate. i'm about to burn that baby down outside under the last streetlight burning in this shitty village

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on May 14, 2019, 10:33:51 PM
does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow?

I left 10 Marlboro lights and 4 kronenbourg in a carrier bag in a hedge outside Club Pony in Sheffield circa 2009, and forgot it on the way out due to booze and ketamine.

As far as I'm aware, the full stash is still there. First person there gets to keep half of the score.

Spoon of Ploff

Last Sunday evening the football stopped. Any football you think you've seen since then is just epilogue.