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Started by Gregory Torso, April 18, 2019, 08:49:49 PM

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perhaps
5 (62.5%)
absolutely not
6 (75%)
yes
4 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Gregory Torso

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 21, 2019, 03:23:55 PM
I've added a poll. To make it fair, you can select both options and change your answer at any time.

I think the poll should have been

[ ] yes
[ ] yes

but never mind, thread is public domain, death of the author, etc.

Gregory Torso

no harm will come to the man who dreams his farts fill the supply cupboard at work

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on April 21, 2019, 10:26:47 PM
I think the poll should have been

[ ] yes
[ ] yes

but never mind, thread is public domain, death of the author, etc.

ok updated.

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on April 21, 2019, 10:26:47 PM
I think the poll should have been

[ ] yes
[ ] yes

but never mind, thread is public domain, death of the author, etc.

Might switch the answers around so it looks like "no" is winning. Or change the responses to "I am a wally" or something so it looks like the majority of people who have voted are wallies

Gregory Torso

here's to 97 more pages of this

seepage

That's just reminded me of the gruff man at work who liked 14 pats of butter in his porridge, who suddenly made an origami animal out of his coffee cup, flicked it across the table and said "froggy come to daddy".

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Ferris

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 21, 2019, 10:30:23 PM
Might switch the answers around so it looks like "no" is winning. Or change the responses to "I am a wally" or something so it looks like the majority of people who have voted are wallies

ok did this as well

Gregory Torso

Quote from: seepage on April 22, 2019, 03:23:39 AM
That's just reminded me of the gruff man at work who liked 14 pats of butter in his porridge, who suddenly made an origami animal out of his coffee cup, flicked it across the table and said "froggy come to daddy".

Love this, more please

PlanktonSideburns


pancreas

#70
This is a zoomed in image of my penis.


rasta-spouse

What's the level of magnification?

Ferris


rasta-spouse


And not a single vein or contour on it. It's magnificent.

pancreas

quite nasty corners though, if you're putting it into things.

Gregory Torso

i wonder if when "thread" was born, it ever thought it would be the bearer of a man's enormous square pink genitals to the populace of "comedy forum"?

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on April 22, 2019, 02:41:22 PM
i wonder if when "thread" was born, it ever thought it would be the bearer of a man's enormous square pink genitals to the populace of "comedy forum"?

Come off it mate, I think you knew exactly where this was heading.

rasta-spouse

What's really woke* about it is it's the first penis I'd be 100% confident about correctly attaching a postage stamp to. Top right, eh lads?



(*deliberately using it this way)

Gregory Torso

"thread" is an anagram of "dearth".


quite appropriate really.



thanks for reading.

Captain Z


pancreas


Ferris

Quote from: Captain Z on April 23, 2019, 12:15:25 PM
I reckon thread is rubbish and am willing to argue with anyone (at length) about why this is the case

I'm not interested in your petty denigration of thread.

Edit: oh, I see you've backed down now! Unbelievable

Gregory Torso

coward.


I bet he's not even a real capitan.

pancreas

No, his real name is Staff Sergeant F. Which is pitiable, really.

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on April 23, 2019, 01:09:08 PM
I agree with Captain Z, and (if anything) I am willing to argue the toss with anyone for even longer than he is. By the way, love your work Ferris!

Ridiculous. Flattery won't work on me you know

Edit: oh, some more judicious use of the edit function I see. Unbelievable.

Gregory Torso

Ferris stop stirring shit in thread.

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on April 23, 2019, 01:20:28 PM
Ferris stop stirring shit in thread.

I'm going to start a thread called flounce and no one else will be allowed in

pancreas

Oh go on, do a proper flounce in GB. We haven't had one for months.

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on April 23, 2019, 01:45:15 PM
Oh go on, do a proper flounce in GB. We haven't had one for months.

I was tempted to pretend just to read all the nice things people would say

>"Oh don't leave Ferris, you're the best"
>"Gosh Ferris, such strident views! And so elegantly expressed! You should do whatever you want and I'll support you on this forum (and financially, via PayPal, for a few hundred quid for no reason)"
>"Oh Ferris, you are so handsome I don't think this forum could continue without you - your username is definitely funny and it's a good thing that you stuck with it even though you secretly think it's a bit shit but it is a bit late for that realization but it doesn't matter anyway (see reason prev. given)"


Etc etc. But that seemed a bit vain. Also there's a tiny chance no one would say those things and that would be a shade embarrassing. But I'm having a difficult day*, and after the dressing down I got from Greg Torso and now your provocation, well, I may not be responsible for my actions.

*Mrs Ferris claims she got my a creme egg from the shops (and to be fair, it's on the receipt because I checked) but it must have fallen out of the shopping bags on her way home because can I find it? Can I fuck.

pancreas

No, honestly, do it. They will say all those things and more and they'll be pleased for the opportunity.