thread

[Ferris]

No, honestly, do it. They will say all those things and more and they'll be pleased for the opportunity.

If I can shoehorn "Brexit" and a hot take into the thread subject line, it'll guarantee 10+ pages at least.

I'll draft something up on the whiteboard "ideas matrix" (my concept) that I keep in my home office for devising CaB threads and let you know if any ideas present themselves.

[Ferris]

Sorry, I've been sitting at my desk all day writing down ideas but none of them are any good. It's been just over 11 hours straight. I think I'm going to give up.

[pancreas]

what have you got so far maybe we can help

[Ferris]

I drew a cat, and wrote "bezel?" then underlined it a few times. The rest is just circles and a collage of Matt Baker that I've been putting together as a hobby.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Perhaps its time to bury this moribund thing in an unmarked grave, with some acorns.

[Gregory Torso]

Perhaps its time to bury this moribund thing in an unmarked grave, with some acorns.

That's not a very nice way to talk about Ferris. If he wants to flounce, I think he should go out with a parade.

[DistressedArea]

Wednesday now. Soon be Thursday.

[Hey, Punk!]

Can I just say that-



nah...it doesn't matter.

[Captain Z]

I've been waiting all day to get home and post this.

[Ferris]

I've been waiting all day to get home and post this.

And god I've enjoyed reading it! I love thread

[pancreas]

I don't like it.

[rasta-spouse]

I just put a bottle of water in the freezer



that's going to pay off!

[Ferris]

We used the ice cube trays to freeze and store some green curry paste the other day. Now our fried rice can be improved by adding a cube of the tasty concoction at a moments notice. Fantastic.

Know what I've realized? Novelty silicone ice cube trays can be used as moulds for other things. I have a few in the back of the freezer that someone must have left after one of our many banging super-parties, so I'm going to use them to make my own chocolates this afternoon.

I have fish-shaped ice cube trays, and maple leaf ones, and I think there's palm tree ones in there as well. Supermarket chocco in the microwave, melted and poured into the moulds (might put almonds or something in?) then chill and enjoy at my leisure. Fucking hell. It's a game-changer.

I'll post photos in here (the only good thread on CaB) later on. It's all happening!

[pancreas]

Hi Ferris, can you please keep this shit out of thread, thanks. No-one needs it. No-one wants it.

[Captain Z]

I once solidified some water in an ice cube tray.

[Captain Z]

Forgot to mention the interesting bit about the shape of the solid water

[Captain Z]

Sort of like a cube but with slightly sloped sides.

[Ferris]

Hi Ferris, can you please keep this shit out of thread, thanks. No-one needs it. No-one wants it.

My response to this can be summed up using this identity parade of orangutans.



And if you don't understand it, that is hardly my fault.

[Ferris]

Side note - don't orangutans have weird heads? I've never looked at them before. They are like maudlin human faces drawn on cast iron frying pans, but with hair and shit beards glued on the sides.

[Ferris]

Sort of like a cube but with slightly sloped sides.

Right, but imagine that, right, but it's chocolate! That you melted yourself!

Mental.

[Gregory Torso]

My response to this can be summed up using this identity parade of orangutans.

I was once in love with a beautiful Malaysian girl who had previously worked in an orangutan sanctuary. I feel sad now, remembering her. She went back to Kuala Lumpur, more than a decade ago. I hope she's doing alright with those shreds of my beating heart that she took with her.

[rasta-spouse]

did you ever think about doing the "U-rang u-tang" joke when she called on the phone?

[Ferris]

We used the ice cube trays to freeze and store some green curry paste the other day. Now our fried rice can be improved by adding a cube of the tasty concoction at a moments notice. Fantastic.

Know what I've realized? Novelty silicone ice cube trays can be used as moulds for other things. I have a few in the back of the freezer that someone must have left after one of our many banging super-parties, so I'm going to use them to make my own chocolates this afternoon.

I have fish-shaped ice cube trays, and maple leaf ones, and I think there's palm tree ones in there as well. Supermarket chocco in the microwave, melted and poured into the moulds (might put almonds or something in?) then chill and enjoy at my leisure. Fucking hell. It's a game-changer.

I'll post photos in here (the only good thread on CaB) later on. It's all happening!

Done, in the with fridge now. Made some mango jelly as well for shits and giggles.

Going to have fish shaped chocco for tea, get in lads waheyyyy

[Ferris]

Came out very good. The fish have raisins in them, the maple leaves are crushed toasted hazelnuts.





Bet pancreas is raging seeing these on his precious thread!

[rasta-spouse]

I knew this girl who would get a can of lychees


put half a lychee in each ice cube slot, then pour the can syrup over them and freeze


so she'd have lychee ice cubes with her mango drink....... that's high-functioning!

[Gregory Torso]

The fish have raisins in them

dear God, WHY????

[Ferris]

dear God, WHY????

Couldn't find any sultanas

[DistressedArea]

This dunce!

[Hey, Punk!]

shit beards

Whoa, take it easy man!

[Captain Z]

Can anybody recommend some things?