Let's Do A Jigsaw

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

* brandishes jigsaw box *
500 pieces!
Come on, who's up for it ?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

IT'S GOT A DEAD NICE PICTURE!
( I am declaiming this line in the same way as the line " It has a Compact Disc Player! " line is declaimed in that song by Feeder )

[rasta-spouse]

describe the picture on the box

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

That scene from " Taxi Driver", in which Travis Bickle is confronting Harvey Keitel the pimp who has been getting Jodie Foster to get up to all kinds of mischief. Except the part of Travis Bickle is being played by Bob Monkhouse, and the part of Harvey Keitel the pimp is being played by Willie Rushton. Also, instead of standing outside a scuzzy block of flats in a naughty part of New York, they are standing outside a quaint little railway station in one of the more bucolic small towns in Slovakia. Cows can be discerned in the background. It is a nice picture . When I gaze upon it on  the jigsaw lid, it soothes me, and my demons do not plague me. I don't feel like breaking down and crying, lamenting lost youth, lost looks, lost charm, lost hope, lost love, lost life, grievous loss, grievous harm, grieving, grief, grief, grief. Don't let the farmer speak of queef. He'll get by without  Carly Simon's " Why?", so let's do the jigsaw, not speak of grief !

[rasta-spouse]

Ah yes, soothing. Placate oneself. Beachcomber, and Richard Ingrams. And many more things like that.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

So, are you going to do this fucking jigsaw with me, or not?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

'....You.  You've blown it all sky high, by telling me a lie....'

[rasta-spouse]

I've found a very pinched thing which I think is a bit of Jodie Foster's nose.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yes, but what about the jigsaw ?????!!!!!!!!!#$@*¥!!!!!!!?????

[gib]

We're not putting any pieces in until we find the corners.

[rasta-spouse]

I find all this messing around very alienating.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I wonder how Margot Kidder felt just before she went mad ? Do you think she felt an all- pervading sense of serenity and calm ? I hope she did. I really hope she did.

[rasta-spouse]

She probably thought her FM/AM radio was trying to transmit messages directly to her.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I wonder how Margot Kidder felt just before she went mad ?

With one arm down, palm facing her, middle finger turned inwards...?

[rasta-spouse]

With one arm down, palm facing her, middle finger turned inwards...?

Fleming's left hand rule?

[Glebe]

[greenman]