Why did you stop wanking?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

What the Hell, may as well go for it now. " There's got to be one wank after which there doesn't come another ", if I may make so bold as to paraphrase the Mekons.

[rasta-spouse]

It was starting to affect my volley shot.

[Mr_Simnock]

what a top thread

[BlodwynPig]

Not interested anymore

[rasta-spouse]

Anyone think there's legs for Colin Hunt hour-long special? I think the character has a lot of pathos.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Coo! My very own post- reaction picture! I feel just like bigtittybo with that saucepan head picture now!

( would link to that clip of Sally Field at the Oscars saying " You like me, you really like me! " if I was all that tech savvy/ could be arsed )

[undergroundcow75]

I shat my cock off.

[Jittlebags]

I got degloved by the hoover.

[kittens]

message left on my answering machine by disappointed voyeur

[Shit Good Nose]

Cos I went blind.

I got better, though.

[Chollis]

Ran out of porn. Need to wait every few months for the internet to re-up

[thenoise]

Went to a physio the other day, she thought my lop sided shoulders were because I play the cello. Actually it's because I'm a wank addict (and it's about the only exercise I get).

[Alberon]

I'm afraid of The Gush. Not a nice way to go at all.

[willpurry]

Teacher confiscated my porn.

https://youtu.be/R_PNOv96WJ0?t=416

[Cloud]

Er..... I came?
I mean, it's not exactly hard...

[Bazooka]

My internet was blocked with shrimp.