Can't talk right now I've just eaten BAD meatballs

[Bazooka]

Sorry I can't accept your vows my love, I've just eaten BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

Good evening son, you need help with your homework? No can do I'm afraid, just eaten some BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

Hello squire I would love to offer you the position of meatball manufacturer, but, and I emphasise the but, I have just eaten some BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

Surgeons and recipient of my bowels, hate to break it you, but I can't commit at the last minute, because I ate some BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

So this is the final document I need to sign, to complete the adoption process? I'm having second thoughts, just eaten a pounds worth of BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

Fish and Chips for two, a Ribena, battered sausage, normal sausage......., actually, ....three normal sausage... actually cancel that, I've just eaten some BAD meatballs.

[Bazooka]

So my sisters funeral is three months away? Not a chance I can attend, no holidays left, and to be frank I have just eaten some BAD meatballs.