Poll

Which is best?

Tropical fruits
5 (38.5%)
Tropical vegetables
5 (38.5%)
Tropical diseases
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

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FerriswheelBueller

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Best tropical fruit
« on: April 28, 2019, 04:59:17 PM »
Pineapples are better than watermelons, that much is clear to anybody with half a brain, but what of coconuts? Melons? Papaya? Those star shaped ones you see in expensive drinks sometimes?

Enter your submissions here (with reasoning) and I will consider your proposal.

Current ranking
>pineapple (for its amusing shape and powerful leaves)
>watermelon (bit too liquidy inside, but nice colours)

Glebe

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2019, 05:02:14 PM »
Mango.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2019, 05:29:11 PM »
Pineapple is nicer than watermelon but you can't eat any where near as much, so melon wins that one because I'm a greedy cunt.

Papaya is fucking horrible on its own but nice in yoghurt and Bounty bars exist so the winner is coconut.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2019, 05:32:08 PM »
Mango.

Mango is nicer than pineapple, and less fibrous so you can eat more.

Current ranking
>mango
>pineapple
>watermelon

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2019, 05:35:32 PM »
Pineapple is nicer than watermelon but you can't eat any where near as much, so melon wins that one because I'm a greedy cunt.

Disagree, pineapple is best

Papaya is fucking horrible on its own but nice in yoghurt and Bounty bars exist so the winner is coconut.

Good point on coconut re: bounty bars, but don’t think that should count. I like their armoured exterior and delicious liquid centre though, so that will count in their favour. Never had a papaya but I will take your word for it that they are shit.

Current ranking
>mango
>pineapple
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2019, 05:45:56 PM »
Lilt.

Totally tropical taste.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2019, 05:49:08 PM »
Lilt.

Totally tropical taste.

Does not count. Please do not resubmit with Um Bongo or Fanta or something.

Tropical fruits ONLY

Current ranking
>mango
>pineapple
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2019, 05:54:05 PM »
Doesn't watermelon absorb nasty stuff from the atmosphere so in certain countries it can end up poisoning you?

If so then I vote AGAINST watermelon

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2019, 05:56:09 PM »
Excuse me can we stop posting in this thread until we have determined the overall best object please. Once that it discovered the best tropical fruit will be immaterial.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2019, 05:56:50 PM »
Anyway the best tropical fruit is the banana, they are funny, tasty, portable and have a sassy attitude.

Though watermelons remain better as overall objects.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2019, 07:00:48 PM »
Doesn't watermelon absorb nasty stuff from the atmosphere so in certain countries it can end up poisoning you?

If so then I vote AGAINST watermelon

Watermelon already in the bottom 2, though your preference has been noted in case of a tie breaker situation.

Excuse me can we stop posting in this thread until we have determined the overall best object please. Once that it discovered the best tropical fruit will be immaterial.

No this is important

Anyway the best tropical fruit is the banana, they are funny, tasty, portable and have a sassy attitude.

Though watermelons remain better as overall objects.

Not interested in objects, only their innate properties as fruit.

Bananas a good suggestion. I like them more than coconuts, and they are a funny shape so that’s worth mentioning. They’ve jumped in at #3

Current ranking
>mango
>pineapple
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2019, 07:05:22 PM »
Celeriac.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2019, 07:18:29 PM »
Celeriac.

No. I am apoplectic about this suggestion.

chveik

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2019, 07:24:51 PM »
passion fruit

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2019, 07:32:34 PM »
An apple bought in a supermarket in Laos.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2019, 07:44:52 PM »
The answer is dragonfruit. Looks like a cool alien pod egg and tastes like soft gorgeous sorbet.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2019, 07:45:49 PM »
Coconut is mostly inedible without a lot of processing and augmentation.
Watermelon not exclusive to tropics


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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2019, 07:59:26 PM »
Ok I’m out shopping rn but will rate all of these suggestions when I get home.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2019, 08:25:53 PM »
The Durian fruit supposedly smells like rotting festering shit so might be worth exploring where you want to rate that

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2019, 08:55:03 PM »
Plumb

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2019, 09:03:27 PM »
If you're going to include a fucking COCONUT in your list of top tropical fruit then you might as well include cashew fucking nuts.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2019, 10:39:45 PM »
If you're going to include a fucking COCONUT in your list of top tropical fruit then you might as well include cashew fucking nuts.

Reminds me of another one for the list: rice

Cheers

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2019, 10:42:44 PM »

A really really camp person from Bermuda.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2019, 11:01:42 PM »
Quark.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2019, 11:12:32 PM »

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2019, 11:14:59 PM »
It’s fucking Lilt. END THIS THREAD

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2019, 11:16:03 PM »
The Durian fruit supposedly smells like rotting festering shit so might be worth exploring where you want to rate that

It's absolutely fucking disgusting, smells like somebody farting through a shit.

And absolutely fucking everywhere in Thailand, they even have durian ice cream. The dirty bastards.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2019, 11:25:12 PM »
It’s fucking Lit. END THIS THREAD

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2019, 11:34:35 PM »
passion fruit

Never had one, are they nice? They have a good name which might be enough to crack the top 5

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2019, 11:36:20 PM »
An apple bought in a supermarket in Laos.

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