Poll

Which is best?

Tropical fruits
5 (38.5%)
Tropical vegetables
5 (38.5%)
Tropical diseases
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

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Captain Z

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #120 on: May 01, 2019, 09:35:13 PM »

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #121 on: May 01, 2019, 10:04:11 PM »
I have a phobia about kiwi birds, after a childhood nightmare where one bit me so I lobbed the bastard in the microwave

Kiwi was much more meaty and gray in the dream, and thin, lank hair and grey skin like wet clay. It made a baleful sound as it cooked and just wouldn't die

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #122 on: May 01, 2019, 10:18:00 PM »

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #123 on: May 01, 2019, 10:36:10 PM »
So Rio then.

ITS NAME IS RIO AND IT HIDES IN CUSTARD APPLES!

OH RIO RIO, TROPICAL JUICE LIKE FLAT THICK LILT!

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2019, 02:26:21 PM »
How’s the thread going without my moderation rofl

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2019, 03:04:02 PM »
It has gone flat, like a can of Lilt left out in the sun.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #126 on: May 14, 2019, 03:05:30 PM »
It has gone flat, like a can of Lilt left out in the sun.

So Rio then.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2019, 08:41:48 AM »
Can report that watermelons are lovely and soothing while suffering from tonsillitis whereas pineapples are scalding acid hell.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2019, 12:56:06 PM »
Death by Mau Mau?

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #129 on: May 24, 2019, 01:16:27 PM »
Have you tried gargling Lilt?

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #130 on: May 24, 2019, 03:10:57 PM »
Or Rio?

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #131 on: May 24, 2019, 04:20:35 PM »
Mate, we're trying to make him better, not kill him.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #132 on: May 24, 2019, 05:06:04 PM »
Can’t believe pancreas is letting this complete shit clog up the thread. Still, not my concern. Pass me the Fanta orange!

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #133 on: May 24, 2019, 05:26:11 PM »
Remember those ads from the '90s? Big shaved man (was it Chris Evans?) painted all tropical.

"You know when you've been Rio'd'

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pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #134 on: May 24, 2019, 06:33:35 PM »
Right. I'm taking back control. Everyone needs to behave themselves the fuck up, or there'll be shit in your tea before you can say 'oh no, i'd rather have some lilt.' HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #135 on: May 24, 2019, 08:15:02 PM »
Onion.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #136 on: May 24, 2019, 08:21:51 PM »

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #137 on: May 24, 2019, 09:12:31 PM »
Onion.

You are on your last warning, Glebe.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #138 on: May 24, 2019, 10:44:00 PM »
Tomato

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #139 on: May 24, 2019, 11:04:34 PM »
Perfectly reasonable choice. It came from South America.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #140 on: May 24, 2019, 11:04:58 PM »
Onion

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #141 on: May 24, 2019, 11:07:45 PM »
Do you know, the world record for number of onions stuffed up your arse is a mere five? We're going to get to ten, you and I. We're going to break the record, possibly even more than that.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #142 on: May 24, 2019, 11:15:18 PM »
Do you know, the world record for number of onions stuffed up your arse is a mere five? We're going to get to ten, you and I. We're going to break the record, possibly even more than that.

Should I send the cash to the usual place?

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #143 on: May 24, 2019, 11:18:47 PM »
Shallots are pretty exotic. That's the same as tropical isn't it?

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #144 on: May 24, 2019, 11:29:25 PM »
200 shallots should be enough for the Guinness book of world records.