Best tropical fruit

[Captain Z]

[PlanktonSideburns]

I have a phobia about kiwi birds, after a childhood nightmare where one bit me so I lobbed the bastard in the microwave

Kiwi was much more meaty and gray in the dream, and thin, lank hair and grey skin like wet clay. It made a baleful sound as it cooked and just wouldn't die

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[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

So Rio then.

ITS NAME IS RIO AND IT HIDES IN CUSTARD APPLES!

OH RIO RIO, TROPICAL JUICE LIKE FLAT THICK LILT!

[Ferris]

How's the thread going without my moderation rofl

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

It has gone flat, like a can of Lilt left out in the sun.

[Huxleys Babkins]

It has gone flat, like a can of Lilt left out in the sun.

So Rio then.

[popcorn]

Can report that watermelons are lovely and soothing while suffering from tonsillitis whereas pineapples are scalding acid hell.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Death by Mau Mau?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Have you tried gargling Lilt?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Or Rio?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Mate, we're trying to make him better, not kill him.

[Ferris]

Can't believe pancreas is letting this complete shit clog up the thread. Still, not my concern. Pass me the Fanta orange!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Remember those ads from the '90s? Big shaved man (was it Chris Evans?) painted all tropical.

"You know when you've been Rio'd'

Quality. Banter.

[pancreas]

Right. I'm taking back control. Everyone needs to behave themselves the fuck up, or there'll be shit in your tea before you can say 'oh no, i'd rather have some lilt.' HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR

[Glebe]

Onion.

[Ferris]

Onion.

Yeah, onion

[pancreas]

Onion.

You are on your last warning, Glebe.

[Ferris]

Tomato

[pancreas]

Perfectly reasonable choice. It came from South America.

[Ferris]

Onion

[pancreas]

Do you know, the world record for number of onions stuffed up your arse is a mere five? We're going to get to ten, you and I. We're going to break the record, possibly even more than that.

[Ferris]

Do you know, the world record for number of onions stuffed up your arse is a mere five? We're going to get to ten, you and I. We're going to break the record, possibly even more than that.

Should I send the cash to the usual place?

[Brian Freeze]

Shallots are pretty exotic. That's the same as tropical isn't it?

[pancreas]

200 shallots should be enough for the Guinness book of world records.