Poll

Which is best?

Tropical fruits
5 (38.5%)
Tropical vegetables
5 (38.5%)
Tropical diseases
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2019, 11:36:50 PM »
Coconut is mostly inedible without a lot of processing and augmentation.
Watermelon not exclusive to tropics

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2019, 11:38:08 PM »
The answer is dragonfruit. Looks like a cool alien pod egg and tastes like soft gorgeous sorbet.

Is dragonfruit nice? If it is, I will make it #1. Otherwise it will remain at #2.

Current ranking
>mango
>dragonfruit
>pineapple
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2019, 11:39:25 PM »
The Durian fruit supposedly smells like rotting festering shit so might be worth exploring where you want to rate that

This one sounds made up but Wikipedia says it’s real. It doesn’t sound very nice so I’m going to put it last.

Current ranking
>mango
>dragonfruit
>pineapple
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya
>durian

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2019, 11:40:21 PM »
Plumb

You’re the only plum round here, mate.

If you're going to include a fucking COCONUT in your list of top tropical fruit then you might as well include cashew fucking nuts.

Carry on like that and I will cocoNUT you into next week.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2019, 11:41:19 PM »
Reminds me of another one for the list: rice

Cheers

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2019, 11:41:48 PM »
A really really camp person from Bermuda.

You have to name a specific one or they can’t go on the list

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2019, 11:42:39 PM »
Quark.

Have to be able to see them and eat them and I don’t think you can do that with one of these

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2019, 11:43:24 PM »
It’s fucking Lilt. END THIS THREAD

Greg, mate, we go way back.

But I will not hesitate to BAN you from this thread if you keep this up.

I am FURIOUS.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2019, 11:44:21 PM »
Never had one, are they nice? They have a good name which might be enough to crack the top 5

very nice

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2019, 11:44:57 PM »
I will put passion fruit in the middle because I don’t know what it is and that seems fair. I’ve checked the poll results and it seems like everyone agrees with me so far which is great.

Current ranking
>mango
>dragonfruit
>pineapple
>passion fruit
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2019, 11:46:01 PM »
very nice

Ok they’re the best one then

Current ranking
>passion fruit
>mango
>dragonfruit
>pineapple
>passion fruit
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2019, 11:47:15 PM »
Ok I’m going to leave this thread and get on with other important research like best way to cook potatoes etc so I’m going to leave this thread unsupervised.

Don’t make me regret that decision and BAN any TROUBLEMAKERS.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2019, 11:59:03 PM »
Doesn't PINEAPPLES contain an ezyme that dissolves you, as you are in the process of eating it?
Like an unsuccessful forerunner of mutually assured destruction.

It should be higher on the list for having some gumption.

Nice barbequed too with cinnamon on. Any of the others compete with that?

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2019, 12:27:57 AM »
Is dragonfruit nice? If it is, I will make it #1. Otherwise it will remain at #2.

Current ranking
>mango
>dragonfruit
>pineapple
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

Knock dragon fruit down, its not even sweet.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2019, 12:34:29 AM »
Pommygranite
Gwarva
Starf root
Lemmen
Lycheese

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2019, 12:46:11 AM »
Knock dragon fruit down, its not even sweet.

ok

Current ranking
>passion fruit
>mango
>pineapple
>dragon fruit
>passion fruit
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya

Pommygranite
Gwarva
Starf root
Lemmen
Lycheese

Can’t find any of these on wikipedia so can’t make a decision, if you have photos or further information I will consider them. Thanks.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2019, 12:47:00 AM »
Doesn't PINEAPPLES contain an ezyme that dissolves you, as you are in the process of eating it?
Like an unsuccessful forerunner of mutually assured destruction.

It should be higher on the list for having some gumption.

Nice barbequed too with cinnamon on. Any of the others compete with that?

Ok good argument, pineapple up to #3 now

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2019, 01:09:36 AM »
Got both watermelon, banana and pineapple in the fridge as we speak, does this affect the results?

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2019, 01:10:11 AM »
Got both watermelon, banana and pineapple in the fridge as we speak, does this affect the results?

No. Who keeps bananas in the fridge? U r weird mate

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2019, 09:06:31 AM »
Knock dragon fruit down, its not even sweet.

Get the fuck out of here


Seriously don’t believe these LIES.

Also passionfruit is horrible and extremely sour and pineapple is nice but boring.
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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2019, 10:12:19 AM »
It is pineapple actually

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2019, 10:21:51 AM »
Never had one, are they nice? They have a good name which might be enough to crack the top 5

The flavour is good but they are awash with crunchy seeds. Not as bad as guava, which is awash with pebbles, but who wants to crunch through seeds? See also—pomegranate.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2019, 11:13:04 AM »
I normally hate fruits filled with horrible seeds like that, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE pomegranates, so solve that mystery if you can

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2019, 11:37:26 AM »
I don’t really like pomegranates, too many fruity pebbles for me. If guava is the same then that’s going down the bottom as well. Both better than the shit-smelling plant

Current ranking
>passion fruit
>mango
>pineapple
>dragon fruit
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya
>pomegranate
>guava
>durian

I normally hate fruits filled with horrible seeds like that, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE pomegranates, so solve that mystery if you can

No I’m not here to solve your mad mysteries, though I put pomegranates above guava based on your enjoyment of the former.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2019, 11:45:45 AM »
You just can't beat a good British apple can you?

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2019, 11:46:14 AM »
I don’t really like pomegranates, too many fruity pebbles for me. If guava is the same then that’s going down the bottom as well. Both better than the shit-smelling plant

Current ranking
>passion fruit
>mango
>pineapple
>dragon fruit
>banana
>coconut
>watermelon
>papaya
>pomegranate
>guava
>durian

No I’m not here to solve your mad mysteries, though I put pomegranates above guava based on your enjoyment of the former.

thx

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2019, 11:51:36 AM »
You just can't beat a good British apple can you?

Yes you can apples aren’t even on the list so how good can they be? Must be absolute SHIT if they’re finishing behind durian which is a literal turd fruit.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2019, 11:52:24 AM »
Get the fuck out of here


Seriously don’t believe these LIES.

Also passionfruit is horrible and extremely sour and pineapple is nice but boring.

Send me one of each and I will eat them and decide. Until then, ratings are staying the way they are.

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2019, 12:45:00 PM »
Dragonfruit is just highly coloured water plus a trivial amount of texture.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2019, 02:16:08 PM »
Lychee isn't getting enough mention here. It's my favourite thing to peel other than my eyes, for a start.