Poll

Which is best?

Tropical fruits
5 (38.5%)
Tropical vegetables
5 (38.5%)
Tropical diseases
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Author Topic: Best tropical fruit  (Read 1848 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2019, 03:35:08 PM »
Dragonfruit is just highly coloured water plus a trivial amount of texture.

Until you mail one to me and I eat one and make a decision, I won’t make updates. Check the polls above - everyone agrees with me so far.

Lychee isn't getting enough mention here. It's my favourite thing to peel other than my eyes, for a start.

Don’t know what these are. Sort of ice cream I think? Are they any good? If they aren’t fruit they can’t go in the list

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2019, 04:07:34 PM »
Sweed

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2019, 04:19:29 PM »
Sweed

You’ll be a swede in a minute pal

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2019, 04:22:40 PM »
Longan > Lychee

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2019, 04:24:24 PM »
Until you mail one to me and I eat one and make a decision, I won’t make updates. Check the polls above - everyone agrees with me so far.

I think it really goes without saying now that you're operating beyond your competence level. I think you should consider your position. You don't even know what a lychees are.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2019, 04:30:04 PM »
I think it really goes without saying now that you're operating beyond your competence level. I think you should consider your position. You don't even know what a lychees are.

You’ll be a lychee in a minute pal

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2019, 04:35:49 PM »
Carrot

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #67 on: April 29, 2019, 04:39:41 PM »

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2019, 04:46:44 PM »
Parsnip

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #69 on: April 29, 2019, 04:58:43 PM »
Parsnip

Right that’s it this thread is over. Now we’ll never know which tropical fruit is best, THANKS PLANKTON.

Now to add the unhackable security feature that means no one will be able to post in here now that I’ve declared the thread closed.


EVERYONE WHO POSTS BELOW THIS LINE IS A FUCKING PLUM MELON DICKHEAD (except for me)

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #70 on: April 29, 2019, 04:59:07 PM »
Longan > Lychee

You were dead wrong about dragonfruit but are right about this.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #71 on: April 29, 2019, 05:03:31 PM »

EVERYONE WHO POSTS BELOW THIS LINE IS A FUCKING PLUM MELON DICKHEAD

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You’re the tosser, pal.

*storms off show and dies of cancer*

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #72 on: April 29, 2019, 05:05:22 PM »
Sprouts

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #73 on: April 29, 2019, 05:05:35 PM »
Pineapple.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2019, 05:07:53 PM »
EVERYONE WHO POSTS BELOW THIS LINE IS A FUCKING PLUM MELON DICKHEAD

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You’re the tosser, pal.

*storms off show and dies of cancer*

Sprouts

Pineapple.

*chortle* they admitted it!

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #75 on: April 29, 2019, 05:08:24 PM »
APPLES HAZELNUTS BANANAS RASINS COCONUTS SULTANAS

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #76 on: April 29, 2019, 05:08:56 PM »
*chortle* they admitted it!

Lol self owned

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #77 on: April 29, 2019, 05:10:18 PM »
Bendy bananas!

EDIT: Oh shit misread, "tropical"


FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #78 on: April 29, 2019, 05:11:05 PM »
Lol self owned

Haha changed the rules so that I’m fine & you’re just owning yourself even more

mothman

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #79 on: April 29, 2019, 05:45:54 PM »
What about grapefruit? It's citrus, it's in Lilt, therefore it is a tropical fruit.

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #80 on: April 29, 2019, 06:50:40 PM »
Longan > Lychee

where do you place the rambutan?

Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2019, 07:00:54 PM »
Don’t know what these are. Sort of ice cream I think? Are they any good? If they aren’t fruit they can’t go in the list

Lychee is like a soft sweet golf ball inside of a thin peelable rubbery tennis ball. It's a toy for your mouth.

And they fun to peel - like those famous crisps: once you peel you can't stop peel!

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2019, 07:15:44 PM »
Have we got a final update on the listings? I need this information for my group research project.

Purleessse says Celeriac is top DAWG!

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2019, 07:56:32 PM »
where do you place the rambutan?

Just a couple of mm up the passageway is all I can manage. There are always hairs hanging out.

chveik

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #84 on: April 29, 2019, 08:06:43 PM »

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2019, 08:13:16 PM »
pancreas want to take this project over? You’re the only one taking it seriously and I have to clean the kitchen before Mrs Ferris gets home

I’ll warn you though - it’s hard work, the thread stopped being funny some time this morning, and somehow some troublemakers are posting even though they know it means admitting they are dickheads (per my unhackable trap).

I’ll take that as a yes. This is your fucking mess now, pal.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #86 on: April 29, 2019, 08:14:01 PM »
potato lol

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #87 on: April 29, 2019, 08:29:43 PM »
potato lol

Really obvious and unfunny vegetable choice. Panco,  come wipe this threads arse

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #88 on: April 29, 2019, 08:33:42 PM »
Do avocados count?

pancreas

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Re: Best tropical fruit
« Reply #89 on: April 29, 2019, 08:39:50 PM »
Do avocados count?

Yes.






















If you're a scabrous bastard cunt.