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Best tropical fruit

Started by Ferris, April 28, 2019, 04:59:17 PM

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Which is best?

Tropical fruits
5 (38.5%)
Tropical vegetables
5 (38.5%)
Tropical diseases
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

pancreas

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on April 29, 2019, 08:29:43 PM
Really obvious and unfunny vegetable choice. Panco,  come wipe this threads arse

Please let's febreeze over the arsehole with some nice tropical fruit scents.

What of the custard apple?

Spoon of Ploff

I've only just read this thread because i thought it would be rubbish.. but it turns out to be one of the best threads so far this year.

I'd like to nominate kiwis as the best fruit. I assume they grow on the Kiwis Islands, and that these islands are located on or near the tropics.

As well as tasting nice you can sometimes observe people try to peel them.. which is very funny to see.

Bazooka

Fuck that, kiwi straight down the hatch all in one.

seepage


Sin Agog

Quote from: Bazooka on April 30, 2019, 12:18:58 PM
Fuck that, kiwi straight down the hatch all in one.

I have started eating them skin and all since google gave me permission to (and informed me how many healths you get in every kiwi skin: 17 healths!).  The fuzz has taken some getting used to, but I'm too lazy not to see the appeal in eating a kiwi like an apple.

Right, pancreas has dropped the ball on this thread as expected and Ferris has lost all sense of perspective in his life, so I'm here with the true list of the best tropical fruits.

This list is final and cannot be argued with;

1) Lilt
2) Pineapple
3) Pine cone
4) Apple
5) Mongo
6) Cheese spread
7) Durian
8) Durian Duran
9) Lilt
10 Kiwi
11) Dunno, an orange, probably
12) Bananaman
13) Lilt

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I shave the fuzz off first with my girlfriend's razor then lick it off of a plate. Then eat the kiwi, bottom end first.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Woah woah. How about the juice of the Rio tree?



Ferris



Ferris


pancreas


Ferris


garbed_attic

all I know is that custard apple did not live up to its name

pancreas

Did you think it was actually full of custard? It isn't.

Ferris


garbed_attic

Quote from: pancreas on May 01, 2019, 02:11:18 PM
Did you think it was actually full of custard? It isn't.

it was full of something alright but it certainly wasn't custard

pancreas

No, that's right. They're called custard apples but they're not actually full of custard, despite the name. It's something else in there.


pancreas

Yeah, like really thick flat lilt.

PlanktonSideburns


Ferris

Tomatoes are a fruit so tomatoes lol


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The best tropical fruit is the opal fruits of it

PlanktonSideburns

hah, what about a potato?

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Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 01, 2019, 09:18:56 PM
hah, what about a potato?

Not sure they do an opal fruit of that do they?

PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns

I KNOW ITS A FATTENED STEM

SO IS YOUR MUM

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Gropal Fruits were always a favourite in our household.

Ferris