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A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« on: May 01, 2019, 02:16:53 AM »
Terminal 4, check in at 1.55pm. What should I do, Cabbers?

Already had a stand up bath in the wheelchair accesible toilet and am currently eating a panini at 2am to keep myself alive and alert.

Need ideas. Streaking? Fake bomb threat?

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Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2019, 02:22:58 AM »
Drone flying

Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2019, 02:46:55 AM »
hotel for eight hours.

Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2019, 02:54:39 AM »
I should add i'm skint and can't afford a hotel sadly.

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Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2019, 05:47:27 AM »
I should add i'm skint and can't afford a hotel sadly.

You've chosen a great hellhole to be stranded in.

Maybe locate the free water fountain. After that there's nothing*

*Get the tube into London and go into one of its fantastic free museums ffs

Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2019, 07:51:40 AM »
What channel is it on?

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Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2019, 12:30:11 PM »
When I had to spend overnight in Heathrow once I had sex in the disabled loo.

Hope you ended up doing that, raver.

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Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2019, 12:37:37 PM »
Is there just the one disabled toilet at Heathrow? No wonder it sees so much activity.

Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2019, 12:47:00 PM »
I bit the bullet lads and stayed in the premier inn. Currently paying £6 for 5 fries and a thimbleful of cappuccino. Half a day in London and i'm basically an oligarch.

Have to top up my loan with the bank. Big fucksakes here.

I decided to have sex in the premier inn, not the disabled lav/bog/loo/toilet.

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Re: A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2019, 02:58:50 PM »
Terminal 4, check in at 1.55pm. What should I do, Cabbers?

Already had a stand up bath in the wheelchair accesible toilet and am currently eating a panini at 2am to keep myself alive and alert.

Need ideas. Streaking? Fake bomb threat?

Come on, lad. You're free now. You can do whatever you choose, you don't need a bunch of phimotic bald losers to tell you what to do.

But pro-tip, it begins with T and rhymes with heroism.