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A day in Heathrow. Wrong subforum fucksake.

Started by bgmnts, May 01, 2019, 02:16:53 AM

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bgmnts

Terminal 4, check in at 1.55pm. What should I do, Cabbers?

Already had a stand up bath in the wheelchair accesible toilet and am currently eating a panini at 2am to keep myself alive and alert.

Need ideas. Streaking? Fake bomb threat?

Dex Sawash


a duncandisorderly


bgmnts

I should add i'm skint and can't afford a hotel sadly.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: bgmnts on May 01, 2019, 02:54:39 AM
I should add i'm skint and can't afford a hotel sadly.

You've chosen a great hellhole to be stranded in.

Maybe locate the free water fountain. After that there's nothing*

*Get the tube into London and go into one of its fantastic free museums ffs


imitationleather

When I had to spend overnight in Heathrow once I had sex in the disabled loo.

Hope you ended up doing that, raver.

Captain Z

Is there just the one disabled toilet at Heathrow? No wonder it sees so much activity.

bgmnts

I bit the bullet lads and stayed in the premier inn. Currently paying £6 for 5 fries and a thimbleful of cappuccino. Half a day in London and i'm basically an oligarch.

Have to top up my loan with the bank. Big fucksakes here.

I decided to have sex in the premier inn, not the disabled lav/bog/loo/toilet.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: bgmnts on May 01, 2019, 02:16:53 AM
Terminal 4, check in at 1.55pm. What should I do, Cabbers?

Already had a stand up bath in the wheelchair accesible toilet and am currently eating a panini at 2am to keep myself alive and alert.

Need ideas. Streaking? Fake bomb threat?

Come on, lad. You're free now. You can do whatever you choose, you don't need a bunch of phimotic bald losers to tell you what to do.

But pro-tip, it begins with T and rhymes with heroism.