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Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« on: May 01, 2019, 12:59:50 PM »
Such a calm environment where you can finally eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in peace.

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2019, 01:03:48 PM »
Purely hypothetically, say someone had accidentally dropped all six of them down the pan, right into a massive pile of excrement and urine, could that someone just wipe them down with a bit of paper or are these whirls a lost cause?

Ideally someone needs to answer this quite quickly because, hypothetically, they do appear to be soaking up the liquid pretty quickly.

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2019, 01:10:14 PM »
Lonnie Donegan accused of running out of ideas.

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2019, 05:22:13 PM »
Site manager is en route,closing in fast, I'll scoff 4, the last 2 I'll hide under my eyelids.

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Re: Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2019, 07:56:43 PM »
I sit on the pot and eat Walnut Whips.

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Re: Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2019, 03:32:41 PM »
I sit on the pot and eat Walnut Whips.

Walnut Whips are not 6 Viennese Whirls.

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Re: Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2019, 08:46:31 PM »
Walnut Whips are not 6 Viennese Whirls.

They're my preference of the two products though, Replies. My preference.

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2019, 07:03:19 PM »
They're my preference of the two products though, Replies. My preference.

Well you weren't asked about that comparison in the slightest.

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2019, 07:06:00 PM »


*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*

"WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG IN THERE??"

"FUCK OFF!"

"I'M BURSTING FOR A SHIT!!"

"I'M RELAXING WITH 6 VIENNESE WHIRLS IN HERE SO FUCK OFF!!"

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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2019, 07:13:34 PM »
The most efficient digestion. Fast track that shit down the tract and into the khazi.

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Re: Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2019, 07:34:28 PM »
14 Iced Bears is an easier proposition. Not the band, obvs.

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Re: Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2019, 08:13:19 AM »

See, this is what I want, photographic evidence. If y'lucky I might post a picture of a packet of Wagon Wheels in the karzie.

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2019, 10:54:47 AM »
Why would you want evidence for something so ordinary?

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2019, 01:44:55 PM »
Why would you want evidence for something so ordinary?

See, this is the problem, replies. You've grown so accustomed to consuming cakes and pastries in 'the smallest room in the house', that you've forgotten how unusual such an activity is.

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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2019, 02:47:50 PM »
You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2019, 04:01:12 PM »
See, this is the problem, replies. You've grown so accustomed to consuming cakes and pastries in 'the smallest room in the house', that you've forgotten how unusual such an activity is.

It’s not a house it’s a workplace.

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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2019, 04:02:16 PM »
You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

I don’t shit in the same cubicle every time.

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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2019, 12:39:36 AM »
Coconut Snowball cakes make excellent exfoliants on dead skin in the shower, but you have to SCRUB FAST.

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« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2019, 09:23:21 AM »
You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

I shit in the staff kitchen fridge so it isn’t a problem. For me anyway.

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« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2019, 10:59:53 AM »
I shit in the staff kitchen fridge so it isn’t a problem. For me anyway.

You work with people who eat in the fridge?

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« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2019, 01:16:23 PM »
It’s not a house it’s a workplace.

That's even worse.

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« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2019, 04:13:04 PM »
That's even worse.

How would you even know.

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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2019, 05:38:51 PM »
How would you even know.

Fair enough. You don't know till you try!

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« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2019, 07:53:56 PM »
Eating on the workplace bog, possibly while crying, might be a sign of depression.

Although to be fair when I drove to work I sometimes eat my lunch in that just to get away from people. Sometimes I slept in it too.

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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2019, 12:10:54 AM »
That's the thing if you do nothing at your desk or machine etc the bosses can have a go at you, but if you hide in the bogs you are immune, its diplomatic immunity essentially.

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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2019, 10:14:50 AM »
Purely hypothetically, say someone had accidentally dropped all six of them down the pan, right into a massive pile of excrement and urine, could that someone just wipe them down with a bit of paper or are these whirls a lost cause?

Ideally someone needs to answer this quite quickly because, hypothetically, they do appear to be soaking up the liquid pretty quickly.

Accidentally hahaha