Do you eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in the toilet?

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Such a calm environment where you can finally eat your 6 Viennese Whirls in peace.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Purely hypothetically, say someone had accidentally dropped all six of them down the pan, right into a massive pile of excrement and urine, could that someone just wipe them down with a bit of paper or are these whirls a lost cause?

Ideally someone needs to answer this quite quickly because, hypothetically, they do appear to be soaking up the liquid pretty quickly.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Lonnie Donegan accused of running out of ideas.

[Bazooka]

Site manager is en route,closing in fast, I'll scoff 4, the last 2 I'll hide under my eyelids.

[Glebe]

I sit on the pot and eat Walnut Whips.

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I sit on the pot and eat Walnut Whips.

Walnut Whips are not 6 Viennese Whirls.

[Glebe]

Walnut Whips are not 6 Viennese Whirls.

They're my preference of the two products though, Replies. My preference.

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They're my preference of the two products though, Replies. My preference.

Well you weren't asked about that comparison in the slightest.

[Replies From View]

*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*

"WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG IN THERE??"

"FUCK OFF!"

"I'M BURSTING FOR A SHIT!!"

"I'M RELAXING WITH 6 VIENNESE WHIRLS IN HERE SO FUCK OFF!!"

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The most efficient digestion. Fast track that shit down the tract and into the khazi.

[seepage]

14 Iced Bears is an easier proposition. Not the band, obvs.

[Glebe]

See, this is what I want, photographic evidence. If y'lucky I might post a picture of a packet of Wagon Wheels in the karzie.

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Why would you want evidence for something so ordinary?

[Glebe]

Why would you want evidence for something so ordinary?

See, this is the problem, replies. You've grown so accustomed to consuming cakes and pastries in 'the smallest room in the house', that you've forgotten how unusual such an activity is.

[Sebastian Cobb]

You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

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See, this is the problem, replies. You've grown so accustomed to consuming cakes and pastries in 'the smallest room in the house', that you've forgotten how unusual such an activity is.

It's not a house it's a workplace.

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You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

I don't shit in the same cubicle every time.

[Bazooka]

Coconut Snowball cakes make excellent exfoliants on dead skin in the shower, but you have to SCRUB FAST.

[Alberon]

You know the saying 'don't shit where you eat?' well don't eat where you shit either, you wally.

I shit in the staff kitchen fridge so it isn't a problem. For me anyway.

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I shit in the staff kitchen fridge so it isn't a problem. For me anyway.

You work with people who eat in the fridge?

[Glebe]

It's not a house it's a workplace.

That's even worse.

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That's even worse.

How would you even know.

[Glebe]

How would you even know.

Fair enough. You don't know till you try!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Eating on the workplace bog, possibly while crying, might be a sign of depression.

Although to be fair when I drove to work I sometimes eat my lunch in that just to get away from people. Sometimes I slept in it too.

[Bazooka]

That's the thing if you do nothing at your desk or machine etc the bosses can have a go at you, but if you hide in the bogs you are immune, its diplomatic immunity essentially.

[GMTV]

Purely hypothetically, say someone had accidentally dropped all six of them down the pan, right into a massive pile of excrement and urine, could that someone just wipe them down with a bit of paper or are these whirls a lost cause?

Ideally someone needs to answer this quite quickly because, hypothetically, they do appear to be soaking up the liquid pretty quickly.

Accidentally hahaha