Do you consume the Tunnocks Tea Cakes in the bath?

[Glebe]

Well do you? Errands, mate. Errands.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" This is getting beyond a joke now" Lonnie Donegan advised.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hypothetically, say someone had dropped a Tunnocks tea cake into the bath and, whilst trying to pick it back out again, the teacake had somehow entirely vanished right up his arse. Does anyone have any advice?

[pancreas]

Do you have a dog? Use the dog.

[Huxleys Babkins]

The dogs gone up there too. Fucks sake, A&E again. HYPOTHETICALLY.

[pancreas]

OK, stop and think for a second. What eats dogs? A: Koreans. Do you live anywhere near New Malden?