Pigeon World Bexley

[Fambo Number Mive]

Come and have your party at Pigeon World

- See the giant pigeon mascot
- The pigeon aerial displays
- What do pigeons like talking about?
- Who will be fed to the pigeons?
- Toilets now open

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- Meet Begbie, the biggest pigeon in the world (1'6")
- Watch our lunchtime dance performance of Guano No. 5
- Literally fuck a pigeon

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- Play chess? Pits your wits against Gordon Crosby, the cleverest pigeon in Bexley

[Huxleys Babkins]

- That picture of that lad being shat on whilst feeding pigeons but really massive on a billboard
- The theme tune to Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines on a constant loop, but with the lyrics changed to say "Love the pigeon"
- Heavy discounts at "Droppings" restaurant for all Pigeon World Annual Pass holders
- Free carrots for the kids

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- Don't forget to visit our shit-strewn gift shop

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^{- All entrants to the pigeon enclosure will be required to sign a pecking injury waiver form}

[Glebe]

This is great! Hurray for Pigeon World (Bexley)!

[BlodwynPig]

Long Distance Clara

[Bazooka]

Geordie Racer is shown in its entirety next to the urinals.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Pigeon VR "experience", get to see what it's like to see the world through the eyes of our most loved bird.

It consists of getting shooed away, told to fuck off and almost run over by humans. Plus shitting where you want.

[pancreas]

In the cafe you pay an entrance fee and then they throw bits of torn up burger on to the floor that you have to compete with fellow diners for.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

This is great! Hurray for Pigeon World (Bexley)!

Missed yer chance. You should have said " Coo! "

[willpurry]

"Any replies to our advert in 'The Stage' for a Wally Batty lookalike"?

[Gregory Torso]

Soft play area - drop the little eggs off in our multi-tiered play nest carpeted with spongey absorbant pigeon faeces.

Bus station talks - the hardest of pigeons, the bus station pigeon, gives a talk on life amongst the exhaust fumes and filth; how to survive on a diet of cigarette butts and chips; emergency leg surgery for when one of them invariably comes off, and more.

See the infamous pene-geons, genetically engineered to have enormous floppy cocks three times the length of their bodies. Banned by the GLC in the 1980s and thought extinct - we've got five!

PLUS ALSO AND

Walk-through pigeon habitat - some pigeons in a cage. Say hello and don't catch anything nasty!

Pigeon aviary - a pigeon in a net. Pretty good.

Pigeon poo log flume ride. YES

PIGEON WORLD

Kids and adults love it so, the smell of fresh hot bird guano!

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See Britain's top pigeon charmer in action - Bernie Condom

Watch him weave and tease them with his assortment of crumb-filled Greggs bags.

Note: Do NOT interact with Bernie Condom in any way shape or form