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Sordid Boon and The Perforated Anus (from Tetley)

Started by Replies From View, May 02, 2019, 11:10:15 AM

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Apparently Tetley are working on "renovating" the tea industry with tea leaves served within little perforated anuses from now on, for ease of disposal and general environmental tidiness.  Not sure why they are calling it "Sordid Boon" but there is presumably a reason for everything, including this?

rasta-spouse

What I really like about this is that if you put too many sugars in the Sordid Boon brew it prolapses and a little inverted colon pops out and tickles your moustache while sipping. You have to leave the bag in the cup tho.

Cuellar

The world is too much with us, Leytonstone.
Getting and spending we lay waste our powers,
Nothing we see in nature that is ours.
We give our arse away. A Sordid Boon?
Oh lovely, ta.