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Justin Gibbs And His Massive Fibs!

Started by Delete Delete Delete, May 02, 2019, 12:28:46 PM

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Claims that his dad is besties with Noel Edmonds.

Spoon of Ploff

Claims he came up with the idea of saying "Rodney You Plonker"

Cliams he has a version of Metroid where Samus gets her tits out.

Claims he knows a bloke who can still get fruit Toffos.

Claims he got off with Nell McAndrew in the toilets at an Eidos press event in the mid-nineties.

Claims he's seen the first cut of Star Wars where C-3PO calls R2-D2 a "fucking bin prick".


Claims that Yellow Peppers don't occur naturally and they dye them in the factory.

Spoon of Ploff

Claims he's managed to get the last working ZX80 hooked up to the Internet.

rasta-spouse

Claims he has a shed purely for the storage of vinyl.

rasta-spouse

Claims he's owed a co-writer credit on Otway's Cor! Baby, That's Really Free!

BlodwynPig

Runs a couple of brothels on housing estates in the Walsall area, he mentions in a comedy forum post.

Claims he narrowly missed out on Bond to Timothy Dalton.

Claims he was the co-founder of Starbucks but lost all his money when he divorced Vanessa Mae.

Claims he's got an American Express Titanium card that they'll take anywhere or face fines of up to £300,000.

rasta-spouse

Claims that Sheridan Smith referred to him as "the one".

rasta-spouse

Claims he's got metallic detritus permanently lodged in the crotch of his thumb and index finger fired from a flintlock at Culloden.

Claims that copies of Radiohead's OK Computer with a certain serial number are legal tender in Portugal.

Spoon of Ploff

Claims that he was the one that got  Colin Dexter to name his famous detective 'Endeavour' and that he only did it 'to take the piss.'

rasta-spouse

Claims Miller Lite's "tastes great, less filling" slogan applies to numerous other beverages, and if pushed he'll manifest a list.

Claims he used to work with Julian Clary on the oil rigs back in the 70s.

rasta-spouse

Claims that he powerslammed Andre the Giant way before Wrestlemania III.

rasta-spouse

Claims he forced Rushdie at gunpoint to change it from "go to work on a horse" to "go to work on an egg".

pancreas

Asserts he is the one true heir of Ecgbehrt, King of Wessex and has been banned from Salisbury Cathedral for repeated attempts at self-coronation.

Cuellar


rasta-spouse

Claims he tied John Landis in a knot.

Claims he was the surgeon who saved Gorden Kaye.

Claims to have taken the virginities of Linda Lusardi, Jo Guest, Katie Price, Lucy Pinder and Anne Widdecombe.

Pingers

Claims it's illegal to be a better shot than he is. Also, his mum invented the Rice Krispie

rasta-spouse

Claims he left a hamper full of incredibly fluffy paneer outside Bruno Brookes' house during the poll tax riots.