Justin Gibbs And His Massive Fibs!

[Pingers]

Made an Honorary Black by Chuck D

[Glebe]

"Remember the spaceship that comes down in The Closed Encounter? I done that."

[Spoon of Ploff]

Claims to have been the only survivor of both space shuttle disasters.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Claims to own the Third Leg of Rolf Harris.

[Bazooka]

Claims he grew Brian Blessed in a lab.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Claims he was faster than Mansell around Clay Pigeon.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Claims to have played the Saxaphone on Baker Street.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Claims to have the world's high score on Donkey Kong and he has the video tapes to prove it.

[rasta-spouse]

Claims Suggs is a weakling.

[Pingers]

He once ate six Mars bars in half an hour

[rasta-spouse]

Claims he was a first responder to Tamara Beckwith's alsatian-gate.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Claims he can't punch anyone because the police class his fists as 'offensive weapons'.

[DistressedArea]

God this Justin guy sounds like a total prick.

[petril]

[tag]Phil Hammond still bitter about only gettings Tibs out of the breakup[/tag]

[Ferris]

Didn't make a Blue Peter Tracy Island, but only because his uncle invented Thunderbirds so he could play with the real one whenever he wanted

[Hey, Punk!]

Claims that Theresa May^TM has made Britain^TM Strong^TM and Stable^TM

[Glebe]

"Me dad built the Eiffel Tower, mate. Built the Eiffel Tower."

[Bazooka]

Claims the London Eye design was based on his own eyes.