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Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« on: May 07, 2019, 03:51:31 AM »
They're coming out of the goddam walls!!

Really? For heaven's sake! That's so annoying, as if we didn't have better things to do! We could be doing something constructive! Instead of these arsewiping Aliens coming on to the scene. This is really really irritating.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2019, 06:27:49 AM »
Darling, I think they must have taken the twins. I can't find them anywhere and there was a weird light in their rooms so I think they might have got beamed to the mothership. And your mother's going to be here in half an hour. Bloody hell, what's she going to say?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2019, 06:37:36 AM »
                                    RIPLEY
                    How may drops is this for you,
                    Lieutenant?

                                   GORMAN
                    Thirty-eight...simulated.

                                   VASQUEZ
                    How many combat drops?

                                   GORMAN
                    Well...two.  Three, including
                    this one.
                                    RIPLEY
                               Tsch. Typical.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2019, 06:55:23 AM »
'Why couldn't we be in the objectively superior film Alien?'

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2019, 07:46:00 AM »
I'm not keen on the texture of this facehugger, its like a big portobello mushroom.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2019, 07:58:54 AM »
Not gonna get away from her then? (Under breath) You bitch

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2019, 08:05:23 AM »
Footy’s off cos of Clowne.



Fuck sake. 

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2019, 08:30:08 AM »
"Shall we check the Sulaco one last time before we go into hypersleep and head back home?"
"Can't be arsed."

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2019, 08:53:39 AM »
In space, no one can hear you roll your eyes

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2019, 09:01:41 AM »
Alien: Hisssss

Soldier: Chris, why don’t you fuck off?

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2019, 09:02:35 AM »
Ripley: I'm a bit bored of hearing about your dead family Newt, if I'm honest.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2019, 09:03:20 AM »
Vasquez: that bloody acid blood stinks.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2019, 09:04:13 AM »
Space grunt: sir the Alans are attacking us again.

Space sergeant: oh for Christ’s... (over intercom) WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? GOD!!!!

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2019, 11:02:28 AM »
Scientists 'not arsed' about finding defence against Martian pins and needles ray

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2019, 11:33:53 AM »
Ripley: Look Queen martian if its not asking too much, get away from her Bitch....will ya?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2019, 12:40:40 PM »
CREW EXPENDABLE


fuck’s sake what a grind


really gets on my tits all this

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2019, 12:43:05 PM »
HOLLISTER:  HEY IT DOESN’T MATTER THIS SCENE WILL BE DELETED ANYWAY

OTHER:  NOT IN THE SPECIAL EDITION MATE

HOLLISTER:  OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE I WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD IF I HAD KNOWN

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2019, 12:46:32 PM »
RIPLEY:  This isn’t a photo of my daughter.  It’s a photo of myself that’s been photocopied so many times that it has grown wrinkled.  [TO THE CAMERA] What a load of tedious old wank!

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2019, 12:51:12 PM »
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU CHORE

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2019, 12:51:54 PM »
Ill fuckin nuke you from orbit, you throbber


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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2019, 01:11:21 PM »
CHEST BURSTER: [BURSTS FROM CHEST]

PERSON: Um, I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't. It actually creates all sorts of problems for me, when you do that, so

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2019, 01:19:42 PM »
'Why couldn't we be in the objectively superior film Alien 3?'

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2019, 01:21:23 PM »
In space, no one can hear you roll your eyes

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2019, 01:24:48 PM »
Hang on. In this 'Aliens' as in the movie Aliens? Or just 'aliens'?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2019, 01:29:46 PM »
Hang on. In this 'Aliens' as in the movie Aliens? Or just 'aliens'?

It’s your dad mate

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2019, 02:31:50 PM »
Oh actual Aliens then.

Er

"Fucks sake it's the Aliens drumming band"

Aliens drumming band: Shuffle, shuffle, boomf, boomf

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2019, 02:36:42 PM »
RIPLEY: He was going to let us get kilt and bring specimen back.

PAXMAN: That's a bit annoying, innit?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2019, 02:44:17 PM »
No need to make stuff up:

RIPLEY: "This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."

HUDSON: "Why don't you put her in charge?"

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2019, 02:59:34 PM »
RIPEY: There's a alien queen.

NEWT: Bit annoying. Bit annoying.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2019, 03:35:38 PM »
Turn off the scanner, that beeping is really annoying, let's just wait until they fall through the ceiling.