Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

They're coming out of the goddam walls!!

Really? For heaven's sake! That's so annoying, as if we didn't have better things to do! We could be doing something constructive! Instead of these arsewiping Aliens coming on to the scene. This is really really irritating.

[pancreas]

Darling, I think they must have taken the twins. I can't find them anywhere and there was a weird light in their rooms so I think they might have got beamed to the mothership. And your mother's going to be here in half an hour. Bloody hell, what's she going to say?

[easytarget]

                                    RIPLEY
                    How may drops is this for you,
                    Lieutenant?

                                   GORMAN
                    Thirty-eight...simulated.

                                   VASQUEZ
                    How many combat drops?

                                   GORMAN
                    Well...two.  Three, including
                    this one.
                                    RIPLEY
                               Tsch. Typical.

[Hey, Punk!]

'Why couldn't we be in the objectively superior film Alien?'

[Bazooka]

I'm not keen on the texture of this facehugger, its like a big portobello mushroom.

[madhair60]

Not gonna get away from her then? (Under breath) You bitch

[poo]

Footy's off cos of Clowne.



Fuck sake. 

[NoSleep]

"Shall we check the Sulaco one last time before we go into hypersleep and head back home?"
"Can't be arsed."

[Misspent Boners]

In space, no one can hear you roll your eyes

[Gregory Torso]

Alien: Hisssss

Soldier: Chris, why don't you fuck off?

[Bazooka]

Ripley: I'm a bit bored of hearing about your dead family Newt, if I'm honest.

[Bazooka]

Vasquez: that bloody acid blood stinks.

[Gregory Torso]

Space grunt: sir the Alans are attacking us again.

Space sergeant: oh for Christ's... (over intercom) WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? GOD!!!!

[Norton Canes]

Scientists 'not arsed' about finding defence against Martian pins and needles ray

[Bazooka]

Ripley: Look Queen martian if its not asking too much, get away from her Bitch....will ya?

[Replies From View]

CREW EXPENDABLE


fuck's sake what a grind


really gets on my tits all this

[Replies From View]

HOLLISTER:  HEY IT DOESN'T MATTER THIS SCENE WILL BE DELETED ANYWAY

OTHER:  NOT IN THE SPECIAL EDITION MATE

HOLLISTER:  OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD IF I HAD KNOWN

[Replies From View]

RIPLEY:  This isn't a photo of my daughter.  It's a photo of myself that's been photocopied so many times that it has grown wrinkled.  [TO THE CAMERA] What a load of tedious old wank!

[Replies From View]

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU CHORE

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ill fuckin nuke you from orbit, you throbber

[Cuellar]

CHEST BURSTER: [BURSTS FROM CHEST]

PERSON: Um, I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't. It actually creates all sorts of problems for me, when you do that, so

[Dex Sawash]

'Why couldn't we be in the objectively superior film Alien 3?'

[Dex Sawash]

In space, no one can hear you roll your eyes

Lock thread

[Norton Canes]

Hang on. In this 'Aliens' as in the movie Aliens? Or just 'aliens'?

[Replies From View]

Hang on. In this 'Aliens' as in the movie Aliens? Or just 'aliens'?

It's your dad mate

[Norton Canes]

Oh actual Aliens then.

Er

"Fucks sake it's the Aliens drumming band"

Aliens drumming band: Shuffle, shuffle, boomf, boomf

[Glebe]

RIPLEY: He was going to let us get kilt and bring specimen back.

PAXMAN: That's a bit annoying, innit?

[NoSleep]

No need to make stuff up:

RIPLEY: "This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."

HUDSON: "Why don't you put her in charge?"

[Glebe]

RIPEY: There's a alien queen.

NEWT: Bit annoying. Bit annoying.

[Bazooka]

Turn off the scanner, that beeping is really annoying, let's just wait until they fall through the ceiling.