Author Topic: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear  (Read 1497 times)

Norton Canes

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2019, 04:00:23 PM »

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2019, 04:56:31 PM »
NEWT: They mostly just get on my tits. Mostly.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2019, 04:56:58 PM »

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2019, 07:48:42 PM »
Android: The A2 always was a bit twitchy.
Ripley: Fuck off, you milk CUNT!

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2019, 09:39:25 PM »
Fuck's sake! With all the alien kerfuffle, I've missed bin day. This is worse than Christmas.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2019, 10:01:05 PM »
I suppose I better get in the BIG FUCKING ROBOT THING AND SORT THIS OUT HADN'T I?

Fucking army a bunch of jokers. YOU KNOW I'M BASICALLY A SPACE LORRY DRIVER DON'T YOU?!

THIS IS LIKE IF THOSE SOLDIERS FUCKED UP KILLING BINLADEN AND EDDIE FUCKIN STOBART COME IN AND DROPPED A PALLET OF MOPED PARTS ON THE CUNT

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2019, 10:01:45 PM »
I BET YOU'RE ALL ON MORE MONEY THAN ME TOO

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2019, 10:02:25 PM »
THIS IS FUCKING SPACE HERMES ALLOVER AGAIN

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2019, 11:11:14 PM »
OHHH HOW CLEVER YOU MADE A HOLE IN THE SHIP'S HULL AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SUCKED OUT

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2019, 07:41:54 AM »
CHARACTER: Oh look, a facehugger in a glass.

The facehugger lunges against the glass.

CHARACTER: Pathetic.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2019, 07:49:54 AM »
[Loads of failed Ripley cloning experiments litter the room.  One of them is alive, outstretched on a table, in apparent agony.  It calls out]

RIPLEY CLONE:  FUCK THIS, MATE.  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2019, 12:18:59 PM »
Ripley: At least you don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
Burke: Yeah? Well why don't you marry them!

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2019, 12:46:49 PM »
CHARACTER: Oh look, a facehugger in a glass.

The facehugger lunges against the glass.

CHARACTER: Pathetic.

Laughed

Glebe

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2019, 01:47:42 PM »
SARGE: LOCK AND LOAD, PEOPLE!

MICHAEL BIEHN: *sighs heavily*

Glebe

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2019, 01:21:05 PM »
MARINE #1: They're getting closer.

MARINE #2: Tell me about it.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2019, 02:40:34 PM »
Ripley: Jones I can smell your piss again ugh.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2019, 04:22:54 PM »
CHARACTER:  Actually... ah bollocks I was thinking in 2D rather than 3D again, sorry.

OTHER CHARACTER:  So they are immediately above us?

CHARACTER:  Aye.

OTHER CHARACTER:  Can’t we be playing badminton or something?  I have used scanners enough times.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2019, 04:38:36 PM »
NEWT:  Are we gonna sleep all the way home?
RIPLEY:  All the way home.
NEWT:  Can I dream?
RIPLEY:  Yes of course you fucking can.  Have you never slept before in your whole life?  Jesus Christ almighty mate.  Endless vacuous questions.

[tucks Newt in]

RIPLEY:  I’ve had enough of you and I truly wouldn’t mind if you drowned in your sleep.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2019, 09:02:24 PM »
NEWT: They mostly come at night..... Mostly.
RIPLEY: Couldn't they have the decency to wait until the morning? It's been a long day.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2019, 11:22:59 PM »
BILL PULLMAN: They're coming out of the ceiling!

RIPLEYS: Typical.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2019, 10:52:19 AM »
PAXO: This place is crawling with aliens!

CORPORAL BEAN: fffh.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2019, 11:03:27 AM »
* AN ALLIEN COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL *

Ripley ( tersely) : Oh, fuck off.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2019, 12:20:52 PM »
[NEWT steps onto a dead facehugger and starts blankly boinging up and down on its spongy body, for life is dull and there is nothing else to do.]

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2019, 04:42:33 PM »
Facehugger: Ripley has just used teatree oil, not my cup of tea.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2019, 04:50:20 PM »
RIPPLERS: Get away from her, you idiot!

Also, instead of climbing into a loader, she's using a broom, and making "shoo" noises.

Norton Canes

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2019, 05:05:53 PM »
"You are not helping outside the door"

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2019, 08:44:08 AM »
Ugh. You shoot them, they splurge acid everywhere. Don't shoot them, they kill you. Bloody annoying!!

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2019, 09:25:48 AM »
Ripley 8:

so let me get this right, I've been cloned after 200 years and the first thing I have to do is deal with these fucking plum duff aliens. Again. Fucks sake.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2019, 11:56:46 AM »
Michael Buerk:  YOU'VE BLED ON THE SHIP'S HULL YOU ACIDIC WANKER.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2019, 02:34:49 PM »
Oh for god's sake, it's only gone and ripped my lower body off. Typical.