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Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, May 07, 2019, 03:51:31 AM

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Gregory Torso

NEWT: They mostly just get on my tits. Mostly.


Lord Mandrake

Android: The A2 always was a bit twitchy.
Ripley: Fuck off, you milk CUNT!

Pingers

Fuck's sake! With all the alien kerfuffle, I've missed bin day. This is worse than Christmas.

PlanktonSideburns

I suppose I better get in the BIG FUCKING ROBOT THING AND SORT THIS OUT HADN'T I?

Fucking army a bunch of jokers. YOU KNOW I'M BASICALLY A SPACE LORRY DRIVER DON'T YOU?!

THIS IS LIKE IF THOSE SOLDIERS FUCKED UP KILLING BINLADEN AND EDDIE FUCKIN STOBART COME IN AND DROPPED A PALLET OF MOPED PARTS ON THE CUNT

PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns


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OHHH HOW CLEVER YOU MADE A HOLE IN THE SHIP'S HULL AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SUCKED OUT

Glebe

CHARACTER: Oh look, a facehugger in a glass.

The facehugger lunges against the glass.

CHARACTER: Pathetic.

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[Loads of failed Ripley cloning experiments litter the room.  One of them is alive, outstretched on a table, in apparent agony.  It calls out]

RIPLEY CLONE:  FUCK THIS, MATE.  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Lord Mandrake

Ripley: At least you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
Burke: Yeah? Well why don't you marry them!

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Glebe on May 08, 2019, 07:41:54 AM
CHARACTER: Oh look, a facehugger in a glass.

The facehugger lunges against the glass.

CHARACTER: Pathetic.

Laughed

Glebe

SARGE: LOCK AND LOAD, PEOPLE!

MICHAEL BIEHN: *sighs heavily*

Glebe

MARINE #1: They're getting closer.

MARINE #2: Tell me about it.

Bazooka

Ripley: Jones I can smell your piss again ugh.

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CHARACTER:  Actually... ah bollocks I was thinking in 2D rather than 3D again, sorry.

OTHER CHARACTER:  So they are immediately above us?

CHARACTER:  Aye.

OTHER CHARACTER:  Can't we be playing badminton or something?  I have used scanners enough times.

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NEWT:  Are we gonna sleep all the way home?
RIPLEY:  All the way home.
NEWT:  Can I dream?
RIPLEY:  Yes of course you fucking can.  Have you never slept before in your whole life?  Jesus Christ almighty mate.  Endless vacuous questions.

[tucks Newt in]

RIPLEY:  I've had enough of you and I truly wouldn't mind if you drowned in your sleep.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

NEWT: They mostly come at night..... Mostly.
RIPLEY: Couldn't they have the decency to wait until the morning? It's been a long day.

Glebe

BILL PULLMAN: They're coming out of the ceiling!

RIPLEYS: Typical.

Glebe

PAXO: This place is crawling with aliens!

CORPORAL BEAN: fffh.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

* AN ALLIEN COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL *

Ripley ( tersely) : Oh, fuck off.

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[NEWT steps onto a dead facehugger and starts blankly boinging up and down on its spongy body, for life is dull and there is nothing else to do.]

Bazooka

Facehugger: Ripley has just used teatree oil, not my cup of tea.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

RIPPLERS: Get away from her, you idiot!

Also, instead of climbing into a loader, she's using a broom, and making "shoo" noises.

Norton Canes


idunnosomename

Ugh. You shoot them, they splurge acid everywhere. Don't shoot them, they kill you. Bloody annoying!!

jobotic

Ripley 8:

so let me get this right, I've been cloned after 200 years and the first thing I have to do is deal with these fucking plum duff aliens. Again. Fucks sake.

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Michael Buerk:  YOU'VE BLED ON THE SHIP'S HULL YOU ACIDIC WANKER.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Oh for god's sake, it's only gone and ripped my lower body off. Typical.