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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2019, 03:52:19 PM »
" this machine gun smells like horseradish, can't be bothered to use it mate.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2019, 05:17:41 PM »
GOREMAN: Tactics? Tactics, schmactics.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2019, 05:32:34 PM »

Hudson: It’s reading right man, look!
Hicks: Well you’re not reading it right!
Ripley: Bicker bicker bicker that’s all it’s been the last 70 minutes now stop or it or I’ll give you something to bicker about!

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #63 on: May 11, 2019, 06:19:57 PM »
"Get away from her you nuisance!"

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2019, 08:36:32 PM »
THE ALLIEN HAS RIPPED THROUGH JOHN HURTS CHEST

JOHN HURT: Do you mind, mate ?

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #65 on: May 12, 2019, 02:29:58 AM »
Fuck's sake, this one looks like a whippet.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2019, 02:43:57 AM »
CORPORAL MIKE BEAN: The aliens are gonna attack... look, don't do that face, Ripley, okay?

RIPLEY: What?! I'm just yawning.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2019, 02:48:34 AM »
MARINE: Welp, the turret auto guns killed hundreds of them, so the good news is they are hundreds less. But who knows how many there are still remaining! Oh god! This is a nightmare!

RIPLEY: Fewer.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2019, 02:49:54 AM »
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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #69 on: May 12, 2019, 06:12:41 AM »
RIPLEY [EXTENDED CUT]: to be honest it's been that long i can't even remember if this was in the theatrical cut. probably should have just watched that one again, familiarise myself a bit more you know, maybe put the commentary on. don't feel like i'm really appreciating the extended scenes. you know i'm not really that arsed about aliens, alien 3's fucking great though. only watched the extended cut, mind

NEWT: is that the one im not in

RIPLEY: yeah i'm not fucking arsed mate

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2019, 06:23:58 AM »
"jonesy!


JONESY!


fuck it. cats are shit anyway."



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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2019, 06:56:09 AM »
Ooh Ripley, Jonesy's done a whoopsie on the drive core.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2019, 05:48:45 PM »
NEWT: RIPLEY, THE ALIEN QUEEN!

RIPLEY: What of it?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2019, 06:15:09 AM »
NEWT: RIPLEEEEEY!!!

BISHOP: They're like that at that age, aren't they?

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2019, 08:58:49 AM »
The Aliens everywhere are quite annoying aren't they? No, that was too mild. Let me rephrase that, they are very annoying and I wish they would go away.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2019, 09:16:11 AM »
Ripley: Ooooh! Those pesky alliens! I just wish they'd all bugger off! 'Orrible things, they are!

Someone else from whatever 'Aliens' film she's in: I'm sorry, Ripley, but we have reached the point where we can't agree or support you. You just seem so markedly different from us with your comments.

Ripley: Really?

Someone else, etc: Yes, your comments are quite "Alien Hating (Alienating) " !!!

Ripley and all her fellow cast members: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Other Cab Members: You've lost sight of the original concept of this thread now, Lisa. These people shouldn't be laughing and joshing.

Lisa J: Oh Yeah, soz. Still, look at my avatar , isn't it ace?

Other Cab Members (Turning To Camera): He's a grown man, y'know.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2019, 09:32:03 AM »
Doctor: Good morning. Take a seat. [looks up] No, just there. [looks at notes] General Perez?

General Perez: Yes

Doctor: It says here you've been attacked by a Xenomorph

General Perez: Yes

Doctor: I see, and what did it to to you, exactly?

General Perez: My eye's gone a bit sideways.

Doctor: Your eye's gone a bit sideways. OK, let's take a look at that [gets torch] Just sit back. Which one is it?

General Perez: On the left

Doctor: [examines left eye] Ah, yes. Don't worry, it's nothing that can't be sorted... [moves eye] There.

General Perez: That's much better thanks. Do I need to come back?

Doctor: No, no, only if it goes a bit sideways again.

General Perez: Only if it goes a bit sideways again.

Doctor: Yes. Just leave the door open on your way out.

General Perez: Sure




Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2019, 11:47:48 AM »
The entire boardroom scene.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #78 on: May 13, 2019, 12:54:24 PM »
XENOMORPH YOU DUNCE, WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH GOATS THE MOUTHFEEL OF GOATS’ VAGINAS AND THINGS LIKE THIS

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #79 on: May 13, 2019, 03:16:48 PM »
XENOMORPH YOU DUNCE, WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH GOATS THE MOUTHFEEL OF GOATS’ VAGINAS AND THINGS LIKE THIS

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2019, 03:50:16 PM »
THE CANTEEN AFTER THEY WAKE UP FROM HYPERSPACE.

MICHAEL BIEHN: Can I have some blue milk, please?

RIPELY: That's Star Wars, ye twat.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2019, 03:52:59 PM »
Victim: Kill me...Please, kill me, I can't get comfortable in this position.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2019, 04:02:40 PM »
GRAVELLY VOICED VOICEOVER MAN: In space, nobody can hear you grumble.

VASQUEZ: That was the tagline in Alien. This is Aliens, the sequel.

GRAVELLY VOICED VOICEOVER MAN: FUUUUUCK

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2019, 04:09:02 PM »
BISHOP: I need to crawl along a tube to get to the power station or summit.

RIPLEY: You'll be lucky.

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2019, 04:20:59 PM »
Hicks: Ease down. Ease down Ripley, you'll blow the flipping transaxle. Do you know how hard it is to get a new transaxle on LV426? No, you don't so flipping ease down.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #85 on: May 13, 2019, 07:00:21 PM »
BRIAN PAXTON: It is game over, man.

RIPPLE: I should coco.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #86 on: May 13, 2019, 07:12:07 PM »
XENOMORPH:  *snaps secondary mouth*

HICKS:  IF I WANTED A STAPLE REMOVER I'D BE ASKING FOR ONE WOULDN'T I?  NO??

Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #87 on: May 13, 2019, 07:24:12 PM »
Dropship pilot: Spunkmeyer! Spunkmeyer! Godamnit! Have you cum on the ramp door thing again! Oh no its Alien cum and now I'm  going to die for fucks sake mate.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #88 on: May 13, 2019, 08:25:04 PM »
ALIEN: SCREEECH!!!

RIPPON: Typically nihilistic attitude.

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Re: Aliens but the main emotion is annoyance not fear
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2019, 02:47:42 PM »
PAXO PULLMAN: There's a load of aliens down there!

RIPLEY: And?