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Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« on: May 07, 2019, 12:00:03 PM »
Hi everyone, long time no see. Mystic Meg here, I've just bought a new crystal ball from Poundstretcher and its 101% accurate. You are my buddies, so I'm here to tell you what's going to happen.

2020: Mustard is illegal, having it on your person carries a 15 year prison sentence, wholegrain 16 years.

2021: Christopher Biggins is appointed the decision maker for all flights out of Doncaster airport.

2022: All baseball caps will be made out of ham.

2022: The Isle of Man will be blown into Vietnam due to a windfarm malfunction.

2023: All school meals in the UK will be supplied by Nandos.

More predictions to come soon.

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2019, 12:28:22 PM »
On the spirit plain the Amazing Criswell suddenly develops an eye twitch.

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2019, 02:05:18 PM »
Nothing on that list is surprising - she's not really stretching herself, is she? And I thought the last one had happened already.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2019, 02:52:22 PM »
West Ham 9-0 Accrington Stanley.

Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2019, 03:15:41 PM »
Hi darlings its Mystic Meg here again. I've just eaten some crystals so the predictions are now 102% accurate.

2024: James Cameron will direct an episode of Bargain Hunt using Avatar technology.

2025: People will be able to download podcasts directly into their genitals via an Ethernet cable.

2026: Speedboats and submarines will be allowed in the Cambridge & Oxford boat race.

2027: All business will have to accept used condoms as currency, the tender is based on how full of spunk they are, for example an overflowing one is the equivalent to £100 sterling.

Norton Canes

  • The leper heart will see you for what you are
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2019, 04:15:37 PM »
Hi Meg is anyone going to do anything about radishes?

Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2019, 04:41:37 PM »
Hi Meg is anyone going to do anything about radishes?

Hi honey, its Mystic Meg

I've just eaten a falling star so my predictions are 103% accurate. Yes Radishes will play a big part in peoples lives.

2028: Radishes have replaced passports as the ultimate form of identification. In a system overhaul to make things more efficient, you now simply carve an effigy of your face into a radish, replacing the archaic showing of the passport.
In airports radishes are handed out at baggage check in.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 08:16:21 AM »
"I see a country divided, war is at hand! Brother shall kill brother, because of the brexits!"

Shaky

  • I drink your thread
Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2019, 01:04:24 PM »
I had no idea you were now 76 years old, Mystic Meg. Christ.

Re: Mystic Megs 101% accurate predictions.
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2019, 12:35:49 AM »
I had no idea you were now 76 years old, Mystic Meg. Christ.

Do not fear age my Child, just eat some crystals.