Author Topic: Oils  (Read 83 times)

Oils
« on: May 07, 2019, 06:40:21 PM »
Argan - It's allgone by the time i've gotten round to it.
Camomile - Makes you cum a mile after use.
Tea tree - It doesn't grow on trees you know.
Castor - Pollux oil didn't have the same ring.
Coconut - Monty Python horses etc

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: Oils
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2019, 07:32:12 PM »
I done your mum in oils, and charged 100 quid for it.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Oils
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2019, 08:14:44 AM »
of Ulay - gives my skin a soft, radiant glow!