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The most disturbing prawn ever

Started by pancreas, May 10, 2019, 07:18:34 AM

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pancreas

May 10, 2019, 07:18:34 AM
This is disturbing



We don't sufficiently interrogate the source of these strange curled pink objects. We eat them and we ask no questions.

Soros?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#1
May 10, 2019, 07:48:44 AM
Excellent servants of the sea. Nutritious and plentiful. Guardians of the depths. Good in a risotto. Honourable friends on this tiny marble of ours. Boil the twats.

biggytitbo

#2
May 10, 2019, 07:53:20 AM
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#3
May 10, 2019, 07:55:04 AM
You consider it disturbing, but that's because you haven't yet considered the calming effect of it latching onto your knob and clawing at it.

PlanktonSideburns

#4
May 10, 2019, 07:57:26 AM
It's got half an oreo on its head

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#5
May 10, 2019, 07:59:36 AM
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 10, 2019, 07:57:26 AM
It's got half an oreo on its head

Yes I think David Attenborough mentioned it in passing.

shiftwork2

#6
May 10, 2019, 07:59:58 AM
massive prawns

biggytitbo

#7
May 10, 2019, 08:05:12 AM
It's a sweet thing but you wouldn't want one swimming up your arse.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

#8
May 10, 2019, 08:55:08 AM
A team of scientists in the 1970s taught one of them to whistle.

Bazooka

#9
May 10, 2019, 09:09:02 AM
Prawns are the only ocean beast that can interpret QR codes.

Endicott

#10
May 10, 2019, 09:34:54 AM
Boil it? That one needs a bullet first.

poo

#11
May 10, 2019, 09:49:36 AM
Would.

Cuellar

#12
May 10, 2019, 09:56:09 AM
Could

Norton Canes

#13
May 10, 2019, 11:16:23 AM
Quote from: pancreas on May 10, 2019, 07:18:34 AM
This is disturbing



It's huge! Must weight a lot.

I hope the guy doesn't drop it or he'll be a crushed Asian.

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#15
May 10, 2019, 12:10:24 PM
Isn't everyone just tempted to immediately peel the shell off?

Shit Good Nose

#16
May 10, 2019, 02:39:56 PM
Far from the most disturbing prawn ever, I just see a few of those in a curry...

Hungry for curry now.  You cunt.

Brian Freeze

#17
May 10, 2019, 04:40:56 PM
I'd really like to know whats in the next bucket along. Anyone know? Or guess?

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

#18
May 10, 2019, 04:46:28 PM
I think it's a raccoon.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

#19
May 10, 2019, 06:09:23 PM
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Sebastian Cobb

#20
May 10, 2019, 06:14:56 PM
It's got nothing on a giant isopod.

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#21
May 10, 2019, 06:37:17 PM
Animatronic that one.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#22
May 10, 2019, 06:41:47 PM
That's not a prawn it's a fucking langoustine. Christ.

Pauline Walnuts

#23
May 10, 2019, 06:49:07 PM
Came here expecting most disturbing pawn ever.

Slightly disappointed.

PlanktonSideburns

#24
May 19, 2019, 07:26:18 PM
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 10, 2019, 06:14:56 PM
It's got nothing on a giant isopod.



animatronic or not, that thing can GET FUCKED

touchingcloth

#25
May 19, 2019, 07:33:11 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on May 10, 2019, 06:49:07 PM
Came here expecting most disturbing pawn ever.

Slightly disappointed.

St_Eddie

#26
May 19, 2019, 11:46:08 PM


A non-animatronic isopod.

touchingcloth

#27
May 19, 2019, 11:57:16 PM
Quote from: St_Eddie on May 19, 2019, 11:46:08 PM


The fucking gape on that, hnnnnggggggh.

imitationleather

#28
May 20, 2019, 12:32:37 AM

touchingcloth

#29
May 20, 2019, 12:33:32 AM
Don't. My little bollocks are spent.
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